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Maybe the most memeable clip of the postseason thus far
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It's a good thing The New York Times is total fake news, otherwise this story would command our attention
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Zelenskyy says the United States has chosen the wrong side of history.
Zelenskyy is right.
Zelenskyy is right.
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I actually like Cheesecake Factory and have enjoyed every meal I had there, but aside from their comically enormous menu and pretty good cheesecake, a big part of the enjoyment comes from the fact that it looks like you're dining in the tomb of the gayest pharaoh.
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Mike Johnson delayed swearing in Adelita Grijalva for SEVEN weeks because she represented the 218th signature on the Epstein-files discharge petition Trump didn’t want passed.
But sure, Mike.
Sure.
But sure, Mike.
Sure.
RAJU: So if Trump says 'Don't seat Democrats,' you'll resist him?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'll do my job as Speaker. The president has vowed of course that he wants to follow the law as well.
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Skee-Ball Librarian retweeted
By "Sorry, I didn't know the exact year it opened," Travis means "Sorry I lied about going to Cheesecake Factory with my family when I was a kid."
1. We had it in DC and it was expensive when I was 18. 2. When it opened in Nashville, it was still expensive. Sorry, I didn’t know the exact year it opened. Appreciate the investigation, guys. It’s still high end and expensive for most people. Thanks for watching.
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FOURTH-TIER FLEETWOOD TOWN ELIMINATE 2025-2026 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS ARSENAL FROM THE CARABAO CUP 😱😱😱
BIGGEST UPSET IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL HISTORY 😤
BIGGEST UPSET IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL HISTORY 😤
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Vance went to Yale Law. He married an Indian immigrant. He has four biracial children. He was raised by a grandma who supported gay rights (in 1992). Both of his in-laws are college professors who live in California. He was a Lincoln Republican who likened Trump to Hitler.
Now he's what ever this is. And the depressing part? I think he's sincere. He melted his own brain.
Now he's what ever this is. And the depressing part? I think he's sincere. He melted his own brain.
JD Vance says of the Middle East that it's "a region of the world made up of countries whose name I couldn't even pronounce"
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Skee-Ball Librarian retweeted
Trump: Arnold Palmer was all man. This man was strong and tough. And I refuse to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there and said, 'Oh my god. That's unbelievable.'
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Putin effusively praises Musk and says they are in close contact with him as one of their American partners.
🤔 Putin on Elon Musk:
Elon Musk is an industrial genius. He has more than 5,000 spacecraft in orbit. We are in close contact with our American partners, including Mr. Musk.
It is important to maintain discipline and order in orbit. Both we and our American partners value this, ssues, we work closely together in this field. Elon Musk is a genius, a truly brilliant man.
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I’m sending a sledgehammer message to shipping companies whose tankers are transporting illegal Russian diesel to our ports. Reverse course while there’s still time.
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Me Kermit the Frog
🤝
Thinking about taking down a Ham Shorti later
🤝
Thinking about taking down a Ham Shorti later
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500 days no alcohol✨Going on a big walk on my day off to congratulate myself. I’m really proud and I feel great
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