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Jerry Seinfeld calling his girlfriend up from the minors, 1997
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The Giles Corey Memorial Weightlifting Team
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Someone didn’t get Who’s On First
I just watched You Can See Everything in theaters and I have never seen something where so many people laugh at so many unfunny parts in my life. Why was it like that?
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I've heard there was a mambo song
That got the couplet rhyming wrong
But you don't really care for Bega, do ya?
I’m at a fast food place where Mambo #5 was just playing and it’s the first time I realized not a single couplet in the chorus actually rhymes.
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Nathan: Do you understand why this is funny?

Elizabeth: it’s a joke template that allows viewers of the movie to feel like they’re in on an inside joke?

Nathan: Sort of. It also gives them a chance to riff by adding a second comedic reference.

Billy: Clavicular is innocent
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29? Were you born on Leap Day?
Today at age 29 I can be certain that 40 years from now, 50 years from now, 60 years from now, we will look back on President Donald Trump as the President who saved America. An America First Century.
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Mainly because the Tesla is on fire
People used to turn and look at Porsche and Ferrari.

Now they turn and look at Tesla.
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How dare you @sixers
The Sixers have had a ceremonial pregame bell-ringer before every regular-season and playoff game at home for several years. Moving forward, it will just be an occasional event. More from @SixersAdam: phillyvoice.com/sixers-news-an…
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I’d be upset too if my team hadn’t won a single game in months. Sad, sad stuff smh
You 76ers fans can’t talk to me. You cowards are regular-season champions! Kensington smells like shit, and people have missing limbs. It smells like flesh, and people out there are sucking their own dicks. Now that’s dirt.
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No one is challenging the effectiveness of the phishing test. We’re noting the inherent cruelty in it because it’s appalling
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That POS Dolan:
What the actual fuck have I just read
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LeBron has shown nothing but respect for my country, Philadelphia #ThrowTheBallUp
Trump attacks LeBron James after his debut on the 76ers, saying he "disrespects our Country."
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Lebron Q. Septa (The Dunce For Red October) retweeted
Play the song! #ThrowTheBallUp
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Can’t go 82-0 if we don’t win opening night, dickhead #ThrowTheBallUp
Sixers fans realizing that championships aren’t won on opening night😭
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Rough first half, strong second half. Call that Severance #ThrowTheBallUp
Philly with the boos
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Not opening day champions Philadelphia 76ers getting dominated at home by the Cleveland Cavaliers 😭😭
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Lebron Q. Septa (The Dunce For Red October) retweeted
sixers being on the good side of a blown 30 pt lead, i'm levitating #throwtheballup
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