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It took me 28 billable hours to get out this little overachiever. I hope he pays me a bonus, I deserve 😂🤍
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Former Met Police commissioner Cressida Dick has been working for Palantir as a paid adviser for the last year thebureauinvestigates.com/stories/2026-1…
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Lol I can assure you that absolutely nobody ethnic asked for this 🤣
MPs including @JamesCleverly and @DavidLammy are to back a move for "Black English" and "Asian English" to be added to the census - an anomaly they say must be corrected.
The push is being spearheaded by @JoshBabarinde - and a counter to some Reform UK claims about Englishness.
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One of my biggest gripes with take home calculators - I can't see the difference between my potential situations - now solved 🙌🏽
Introducing take-home pay in Financial IQ.
Put in your salary, pension and student loan to see exactly what lands in your account each month. Then ask what if: a pay rise, a bigger pension or the day your student loan is finally paid off.
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