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Moving to Dubai doesn’t magically switch off UK tax.

I’ve had to step in for far too many people who moved on bad (or no) advice, with zero planning and ended up with six-figure UK tax bills in year one.

Wrong advice. Wrong assumptions. Very expensive mistakes.

Geography ≠ tax planning.
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The first team in history to have no red cards or penalties against. This explains how
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This is massive government overreach. We pay our taxes for the tax authorities to snoop on our AI chat history. Orwellian abuse of civil liberties.
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This is good
Made an app concept that picks a fair spot to meet for groups of friends.
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How do I save for a big purchase whilst being conscious of the need to build an emergency fund?

No need to guess the answer anymore, FIQ can work that out for you 👌🏽
Introducing goals in Financial IQ.

Tell it what you're saving for and when you want it. It works out what to put away each month and how much of your spare money that uses, so you know the goal is realistic before you start.
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It's even worse when you go to padel and people start calling it 5, 3, 4

What absolute nonsense????
Coco Gauff on changes to tennis :

“If I could change one thing about tennis, it would be the scoring. This 15, 30, then 40 thing makes no sense. At the very least, it should be incremental… it should be 45, not 40”

What's your thoughts ??
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Der @BVB will nicht, dass dieses Bild verbreitet wird.
Also: BITTE NICHT TEILEN!!!
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We're back babyyyyy
We've given all Pro, Max, Ultra, and Team users one free full reset, across all models and limits. Use it anytime before December 10 at 2:00PM PT.

We recently fixed a few small issues that used more limits than intended, and the Fable resets didn't do much for those of you who'd already hit your weekly limits for all models. While these issues didn't affect everyone, we want to make up for the trouble.

You'll find it in Settings > Usage, or at clau.de/reset.
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I want to see this celebration all over the world now in the coming days and weeks.. Lets see the Streisand effect in full for force.
JAIR CUNHA dedicating his goal to JESUS CHRIST after scoring against Manchester City.

JESUS CHRIST IS KING 👑
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NBA's integration in Twitter is really nice. Football please look at your age mate and take notes!
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Praying for Felix Nmecha today

It's ridiculous that you can do literally any celebration, believe in/campaign for/stand for anything you want, but him gesturing that the King is coming back is where there is a problem?
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If you're planning an exit >£500k in the next 4 months, doing it this side of April will save you up to £30k in taxes
Selling your company in the next few years?

Business Asset Disposal Relief is proposed to fall from £1m to £500,000 for sales from 6 April 2027. The 18% rate stays, so on a gain of £1m or more that is up to £30,000 more tax.

The date of the sale now matters.
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Replying to @Fanabteilung
Ich hab nichts gegen Christen, aber…
Halten wir fest Felix Nmecha hat niemanden ausgegrenzt und niemals zur Spaltung aufgerufen.
Genau das tut jetzt sein Verein und grenzt Christen aus, die ihren Glauben praktizieren.
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Good news for those hit by the ‘you must do a tax return if you sell over £1k on eBay’ crowd 👌🏽
Trading income under £1,000 a year does not need declaring to HMRC today.

From 6 April 2027 that trading allowance is proposed to rise to £3,000. It is measured on income, not profit. For the 2026-27 tax year it is still £1,000.
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I'll just take a single regular reset please. No one on subscription can afford to use Fable 🤣
We wanted to do more for the people who’ve been with us the longest. So with Fable 5.2, the longer you’ve been subscribed, the more Fable resets you get.
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There comes a time in your week where you run out of Claude usage and have to do everything on Codex. That time of the week is dark
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With no reset...?
Introducing Claude Fable 5.2 and Claude Mythos 5.2, designed to tackle the most daunting technical challenges.

They’re capable collaborators on ambitious projects in many fields, and show improvements in areas like coding, reasoning, and vision.
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The problem is we stopped disciplining children and started diagnosing them. Now we have a society full of adults who think everything is someone else’s fault
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No, you CANNOT expense petrol!

Option 1: Buy/lease an electric vehicle through the company. If you have a business premesis you can charge at the office, so long as the option is available to all staff.

Option 2: Own/lease your car personally, and charge the business mileage for business travel. 26/27s 55p per mile sufficiently covers petrol + wear and tear 👌🏽
Still claiming 45p a mile? That rate is out of date.

HMRC's approved rate for the first 10,000 business miles is 55p, applied from 6 April 2026. Above 10,000 miles, the rate is proposed to rise from 25p to 35p from 6 April 2027.
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Last time I tried maths at the table I found that mathmatically the odds were in my favour for card roulette 🙃
Everyone can do what they want but once you agree to a dinner with 10+ people you just have to accept you are splitting the bill and act accordingly.
Can’t be doing quadratic equations to save £14.38.
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One of my biggest gripes with take home calculators - I can't see the difference between my potential situations - now solved 🙌🏽
Introducing take-home pay in Financial IQ.

Put in your salary, pension and student loan to see exactly what lands in your account each month. Then ask what if: a pay rise, a bigger pension or the day your student loan is finally paid off.
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