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There’s zero reason not to be strict on dating preferences
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tzolis stan retweeted
i’ve actually gotten to a point where i don’t even want to hear or see the letters “m&s” in the same sentence. pls free us abeg
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He doesn’t even have a money spread, you’ve got to have one of those in your locker!
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RT @E5THXR: Pushing again, she’s so close to her goal! £5, 10, 15. Anything you can give would be much appreciated!!
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tzolis stan retweeted
Not exactly related but I think being chased to send money you owe is really classless and tacky. Why do you need to be constantly reminded 😭
Until you have to start chasing people or never receive the money 😀
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Pushing again, she’s so close to her goal! £5, 10, 15. Anything you can give would be much appreciated!!
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Just £650 left to raise! She hasn’t reached this yet
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How can you not be defeatist about the world when people are posturing over common M&S. We’re most definitely doomed
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So you’re on the motorway with zero visibility in the fog, and instead of focusing on the dangerous situation that you’re in, you whip out your phone to film while driving🦍🦍🦍
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tzolis stan retweeted
Pork has three religions waging war against it and it’s still the most consumed meat in the world.

No one can dim your light if you are the best.
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This is the kind of nightmare I had as a child😭😭😭
LEGIT CRYING SOOOOOOOOOOO HARD #LoveIsBlind
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tzolis stan retweeted
On set at a Sussex estate with Arsenal’s finest, Declan Rice, for Men of the Year 2026.
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tzolis stan retweeted
Presenting British GQ’s first Men of the Year cover star: Declan Rice.

#DeclanRice isn’t done. He’s won the Premier League with Arsenal – ending a 22-year drought – to become one of the most feared midfielders in the world. The scary part? The more he wins, the hungrier he cover story: britishgq.visitlink.me/mbl5v0
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Intellectualised so much as a coping mechanism, don’t believe in any of it anymore 🤣
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They’re on TikTok making a conspiracy out of product testing and development😭 why would you eat a whole cookie if you’re spending the day tasting cookies. Black people
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tzolis stan retweeted
you just wipe down the kitchen counter everyday until you die
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tzolis stan retweeted
being wifey material is an insult to me but calling me a dictator is true love
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No one is more ridiculous than Whitney
I still can't believe she did a nigerian photoshoot with a man that wasn't even her bf
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Those people who dilly dally in front of a green traffic light need to be in prison
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Replying to @E5THXR
Like WHY?????
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