@theodorvaryag "thank you for giving me the opportunity to grow closer to Christ."

"yeah, thank you for... hey, whaddya mean by that"

@caesararum Christ articulating universal truths (ie bangers) in a short narrative format

@caesararum @goblinodds the twelve aposters

@caesararum there’s even a chance of being publicly crucified if you offend the wrong people. full service experience

@caesararum @__justplaying unironically yes

@caesararum Surrounded by chaos, questionable characters, and unhinged discourse, we’re basically in the digital version of biblical times. Holy behavior.

@caesararum jesus had better engagement rates and didn't have to deal with the algorithm

@caesararum True

@caesararum I mean, Jesus also likely drank water and ate food. So 🤷‍♀️

@caesararum That made my day, thanks!

@caesararum LMAO, well done

@caesararum Banger

@caesararum 😆

@caesararum We definitely going to heaven

@caesararum incredible

@caesararum lmfao

@caesararum Yes FRIENDS, yes.

@caesararum I'm 3/4 of these

@caesararum 😂 Well, that’s one way to look at it! If we’re following in those footsteps, I guess we’re all just spreading wisdom... one tweet at a time.

@caesararum Jesus maxxing 🙌🏻🙏🏻

@caesararum Hahahaha! I wasn’t sure where you were going with this at first. But nicely played!

@caesararum inshallah

@caesararum 🤣

@caesararum 💀😂

@caesararum Don’t forget Jesus also spent time with rhe Demon posessed, dudes who were into the Roman Empire, and people who liked to break the rules a bit.

So yeah, perfect for X.

@caesararum No luck curing the blind so far.

@caesararum How are you so sure we’re the Jesus in this analogy?

@caesararum He also called them to turn away from their past ways and to deny themselves.

I keep seeing people leave this important detail out when quoting these parts of scripture.

@caesararum wake up. open twitter. scroll a little. feel blood pressure rising. "my God, my God, why have thou forsaken me!?" she cries out, blasphemously. for God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal tweets.

@caesararumstayed in constant contact with God the Father to maintain his balance for these human contacts. So if this is our reason for being on X, we need to do the same.

"In the morning, while it was still very dark, he got up and went out to a deserted place, and there he prayed." - Mark 1:35

@caesararum @Callicleez Imagining Jesus on twitter, engaging with prostitutes: "Ael-la, you don't have to put on the red light"

@caesararum I don’t think this one is gonna fly unfortunately but I’m certainly going to try