“You could just sit down and they would bring it to you. When it was empty, they would refill it without asking. For FREE.”

We will tell our grandchildren about preCOVID and they won’t believe us.
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Update from negotiations with a 17 y/o
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This is a bot, so not retweeting it, but… it’s also correct.
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Replying to @aronchick
hey chat, will quantum defeat 4 bit private keys?
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Replying to @aronchick
they may want to update their website
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Interesting idea. Had tokens to burn so I got Opus to put it to the test
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Just over here realizing some shit
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Replying to @aronchick
@chrisalbon Man, Gemini Argon is mean (and accurate)
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Brownest of the brown liquors
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When you see that much brown, times will be had
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Replying to @peteryared
@peteryared You would destroy your tires (ANY tires) in less than a lap if you ran it that hard AND use up your battery super fast.

Could you constrain a contest such that I’d beat an f1 car? SURE. But then so could I …
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Replying to @Davidpr52119342
@Davidpr52119342 @Godzillin88 ALSO to be clear, f1 has a million regulations. If you’re not playing within the rules (which the roadster would fail a million ways), then you’ve got to compete against this youtube.com/watch?v=nX7I4F…
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Damn bro did you have to do him like that
f1 drivers as programming languages
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Fun fact! According to this (excellent) video, roadster is 1700 kg. An f1 car is 50% lighter (including driver)

youtu.be/JdkIOhFmbKI?t=…

I don’t care if the thrusters were going 100%, it would not beat an f1 car that is 1/2 as heavy.

That doesn’t mean it’s not super cool!!
There is no way "roadster" is beating this lmao.

x.com/elonmusk/statu…
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Look it’s @ExpansoIO at the @NVIDIAAI and @RedHat hackathon before All Things Digital
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When I get an email for renewal on some of my old domains, I realize I can be kind of ephemeral sometimes that can lead to decisions that I later question.

This is not one of those times.
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This is an EXCELLENT overview of watermarking and how it's not REALLY possible to avoid.

Philosophical question: IFF the AI generated text is undifferentiable from human generated text... does it matter?

youtube.com/watch?v=Cmi-1Q…
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Replying to @emmanuel_2m
@emmanuel_2m @jondot Can you add these two? I have them as PNGs (was working on t-shirts lol)
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fixed table (thanks to benchwarm.ing)
Introducing EmbeddingGemma 2, our new open embeddings model for on-device use cases!

👀 Code, image, video, audio, and text embeddings
🤏 Modular, going from 270m to 740m parameters
🪆 Matryoshka embeddings for storage efficiency
🤗 Apache 2 License
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Replying to @SachaKleynjans
@SachaKleynjans @grok @arthurmensch also, could ironically be this (against the 🇫🇷 )

youtube.com/watch?v=zpuzRs…
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somehow, the Prince R&R hall of fame performance came across my feed earlier - i would like to be as good at ANYTHING in the world as he is at playing guitar. just face melting.

youtu.be/6SFNW5F8K9Y?si…
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No parking spaces is good! It means if I’m not a driver, I’m not paying for something I don’t use (via increased rent) and if I want one, I can rent one elsewhere! This is how markets should work!!
8 social housing apartments, built on the outskirts of Paris for the cost of €1.6 million

The architects are Atelier Fuso
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If nothing else, we get to find out which people don’t (or can’t) read?
it's mind-boggling google would publicly announce something the public cannot use

like.. why would someone scream "I'M NOT BEHIND" from behind?

but then i just realized - October is about time people in google start writing their performance review packets...
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called it.
Motherfuckers you are going to get your face ripped off.
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MY GOD, IT'S PERFECT
(from @thisaintcanon) instagram.com/reel/Dd2OrYmFC…
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wake up honey, new chart crime just dropped
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LOL. I have a particular type of picture in my camera roll.
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Replying to @sawickipedia
@sawickipedia may want to upgrade - ymmv.
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In 100% of all timelines, no matter how beneficial the technology is, it is used by bad actors for bad things.

For anything with outsized impact, we need even more outsized transparency.
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I’m glad to hear that all those time i rationalized drinking whisky to kill germs was based on science (i mean i was going to do it anyway, but still)
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Google @antigravity and Flash Video understanding is so very very very good at the initial pass for editing video.

Many minutes (hours?) of time saved.
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Replying to @aronchick
7/ Have i mentioned recently that @ExpansoIO is a PERFECT partner for this?

expanso.io/expanso-hearts…

TONS of free examples!
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it's insane and hilarious that codex uses perl to talk to SQL Server.
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hmmm i wonder if this is being detected as malicious somehow?
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Replying to @quinncoherent
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I love my daughter
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Lots of questions about gas prices; in fact, there is historical precedent for gas prices dropping 40% in ~5 weeks! It was during the global financial crisis, but still!

Play around with it yourself: busted.dev/gasprices/
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lol, email-based 2FA/proving human is dead dead dead
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This is a wild breakdown of how they do it - amazing

youtu.be/CXhM3E1WhQc?is…
What's crazy is when the current owners bought the restaurant in 2015, none of them had any experience in the industry. They could barely make a cup of tea lol. Eleven years later, Aga's is basically an institution.
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everyone so busy yapping about AI no one noticed room-temperature superconductor claims are back arxiv.org/abs/2609.15712
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lol obXKCD
We're entering a new phase of AI psychosis - factories.

To visualize it, compare these two numbers:

1. Gross developer productivity: how much code you ship

2. Net developer productivity: how much code you ship EXCLUDING WORK ON YOUR FACTORY
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I am very proud of my very stupid phrase:

"Mullet-based Log Processing: Determinism in the front, AI in the back."

I will not be taking questions at this time.
A log says INFO: “config reload requested by unknown actor.”

Would you archive it?

In our @ExpansoIO + @typesafeai Jev demo, severity-only routing would. With context, the pipeline routes it to NOTIFY.

🧵👇🏻
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Corrected thanks to benchwarm.ing
Grok 4.7 is here.

It's a notable improvement over Grok 4.6 at the same price and speed.
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Replying to @JoshARosen
@JoshARosen YES. This is what we’re enabling with @ExpansoIO - deterministic connective tissue and stability/reliability handling.

expanso.io/expanso-hearts…
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Replying to @aronchick
@pgray__ @dotpem @ExpansoIO let it never be said that i ship anything on time
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Replying to @aronchick
Anyhow, the pipeline is open source, and you can try it out right now. Also, @ExpansoIO is free for the first five nodes, so you can create your own workspace and start monitoring/managing your cluster RIGHT NOW.

Check it out! exso.cloud/expanso-plus-j…
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HI!

We (like everyone?) are SO impressed with @typesafeai's Jev. We ESPECIALLY love the idea of #jevops and letting it help run your @kubernetesio cluster.

So we (@ExpansoIO) built it :) An agent that reads pod logs and fixes stale labels.

exso.cloud/expanso-plus-j…

🧵
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“Clanker” is still being flagged as an invalid word. I suspect that won’t last long.
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LOL, finishing this work, looking at my billing dashboard.

Insane numbers 21M tokens, ~$0.76
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the thing that is such a trip about this song/video is that EVERYTHING about it - choreography, vibe, chorus, music, etc is executed to PERFECTION. But the singing is GENUINELY horrible. Somehow, it's still great?

youtu.be/x6_mbnsh6VU?si…
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New “new phone, who dis” just dropped
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oh don't mind me, just working on an @ExpansoIO + @typesafeai Jev thing...
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This is such an enormous flex I just pulled a muscle reading it
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The algorithm on X changed.

My feed is now mostly showing me posts that have no likes and no reshares, which means it's picking posts that it thinks I want to see before anybody else sees them. I wonder if your feed is doing the same thing.

If I'm reading this right, it means that the influence of likes, reshares, and comments has gone way down, and this means social media has changed yet again.

It means curation of your feed and trying to share things with your followers might not be getting seen at all. It has impacts on what I think about doing all day long.

How's your feed doing?
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Smash cut to me overseeing forty agents working on ny behalf.
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My toxic trait is I know what every one of these abbreviations mean (and think he’s kinda right)

youtu.be/3t6L-FlfeaI?is…
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in my history as an internet user, this may be among the most useless series of errors i've ever gotten - @stripe @link congrats on the prize i guess?
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People genuinely forget how insanely racist people were to immigrants since time immemorial.
I was this student at the University of Georgia. I just want all my brown people to remember:
- They did this to the Irish
- They did this to the Italians
- They did this to the Chinese
- They did this to the Jews
- They are doing it to us.

Don't let anyone take away your love for being American, your love for being Indian, and most importantly, your love for college football.
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isn't week two a LITTLE early for this?
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Bad Apple but it's AI Frontier lab benchmarks.

(I'm very sorry)
(Courtesy of benchwarm.ing)
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Replying to @LouiePanayi
@LouiePanayi @reed @SantoroSystems FSD has provably done that and worse many times on video. I’m not saying this as a ding, I’m saying the statement of a very small number of recorded videos is not data, they are anecdotes.

Here’s a completely random one from 3 months ago:
youtu.be/3k_GqOobUL4?is…
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Man I have no dog in this fight but boo hoo call the wahmbulance
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“In the newly industrialized age, one group could not be more excited about the future, and one could not be more uncertain.”

Mannnnnnn history repeated/rhymes/etc

youtu.be/yjpYzFtxfjU?is…
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I'm not sure what they put in the water at MSFT, but @BillGates (and @satyanadella) have such incredibly thoughtful approaches to AI and the future.

Terrific interview: youtube.com/watch?v=U4zGLS…

(he also really clearly talks about what happened/didn't happen w/Epstein)
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