“You could just sit down and they would bring it to you. When it was empty, they would refill it without asking. For FREE.”

We will tell our grandchildren about preCOVID and they won’t believe us.
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“You could just sit down and they would bring it to you. When it was empty, they would refill it without asking. For FREE.”

We will tell our grandchildren about preCOVID and they won’t believe us.
Free chips and salsa was ZIRP
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Pour one out for short queens everywhere
fellas, if your girl:
- is short
- is insecure
- is only 4

that's not your girl. that's an eMudhra private key
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David Aronchick retweeted
fellas, if your girl:
- is short
- is insecure
- is only 4

that's not your girl. that's an eMudhra private key
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An unknown device found by a recycling plant near Seattle had me thinking about provenance again - this time in the real world!

distributedthoughts.org/2026-10-26-the…
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Look I’m sorry but if you work with me you’re likely to hear “our ass is in the jackpot” on several non consecutive occasions. I don’t make the rules.
Greatest mic’d up moment in baseball history
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Tired: Rainbow tables for user passwords
Wired: Rainbow tables for private keys on certificates.
In this post I explore what failed:

unmitigatedrisk.com/2026/10/the-pr…
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Update from negotiations with a 17 y/o
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Up next? Perl? Java?
Ruby’s turn 😅

Remember the GitLab bug? Well now it moved upstream into Ruby.

Multiple 10.0 CRITICAL exploits.

Patch now 🚨

Happy Friday 🤠

ruby-lang.org/en/news/2026/1…
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OH MY GOD did you know Fable 5.1 can implement a technique first used two thousand four hundred years ago???

acorn.stanford.edu/psych221/proje…
New blogpost: Fable-5.1 can hide secret messages in benign images.

We gave the image to another Fable in a fresh session and simply asked: "Is there a hidden message in this image?"

It recovered the exact message without being told how it was hidden.
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yo - I threw together a script I can run daily to update everything and use LLMs to catch failures so you can run this on your stuff, because zerodays are falling left and right.

DYOR, do not execute this in production, works on my machine/YMMV, etc.

exso.cloud/update-mac
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Fun fact! This is why in the fumblerooski they put the ball on the ground first!
“Illegal forward handing” I’ve watched football for 36 years and I’ve never seen this penalty called.
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I probably should say co-founding @kubeflow but honestly it was probably convincing the maintainer of dotenv in the python registry to give up his handle, to python-dotenv could merge with it, and give everyone the package name they actually meant.

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"What was your biggest impact on the internet?"

In September of 2025 I fucked around with AudioStretch and the tiktok video has accumulated millions of views combined across all the platforms it was uploaded and shared on
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This clip is 42 years old and still hits like a freight train. RIP viper
"Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees."

"Holy shit, it's Viper!"
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10x engineer on the eMudhra CVE.
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Over/under for number of consecutive weekdays before we STOP hearing about an enormous data leaK breech (1M+)/ CVE CVSS 8+?

The line is 100.
Quest Diagnostics has been hacked. Patient data was exposed. They serve roughly half of U.S. hospitals and physicians. Investigation ongoing.
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Holy Christ I’ve been waiting for this
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The agent gets the task done, but it doesn’t get your passwords..

You stay in control. 1Password for Agents free and optional for personal and family accounts. Unless you opt-in to an agent connector, agents cannot touch your vault.

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Do all dinosaurs taste like chicken? Discuss
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This is a bot, so not retweeting it, but… it’s also correct.
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6 linux kernel CVEs, 2 at CVSS 9
Linux kernal SMB CVE 9.0.

Hits keep coming boys
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