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ICYMI: Here’s Part TWO of our two-part guide to judges on this year’s ballot.

In general, the list covers judges who handle criminal matters in the city who are up for retention, meaning they’re not first-timers, so they have a track record to look at.

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Harrison Ford should have made more comedies!
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Hundreds of armed robberies were staged across America so people could get immigration visas reserved for crime victims

The ringleader this week received a two-year sentence.

During one holdup, a “robber” accidentally shot a Bucktown liquor store clerk.

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What happens when Lethal Weapon meets Step Brothers.
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
TO THE GREAT PEOPLE OF ILLINOIS, GET OUT AND VOTE FOR:
 
– Darren Bailey for Governor
– Mike Bost for U.S. Congress (IL-12)
– Mary Miller for U.S. Congress (IL-15)
– Darin LaHood for U.S. Congress (IL-16)
 
These Great Patriots have my Complete and Total Endorsement — They will never let you down! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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This is the best thing I’ve seen all day. Well, the best within the last few hours because I just scrolled through my own posts.

But I digress. Comedian Ami Kozak did an excellent impression of Abdul El-Sayed and I had to share it. It’s perfection.
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I love this😭😭😭 keep going
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Did a Tesla just do a kickflip??? 😮
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DEMOLITION ALERT!
1939 N. Larrabee Street in Lincoln Park
On the 90-Day Demolition Delay

Designed by Bettinghofer & Hermann in 1891.

Same firm that designed the Martin Schnitzius Cottage at 1925 N. Fremont Street, a Chicago Landmark completed the same year, the Aldine Building at 9now the Old Town School of Folk Music, and workers cottages throughout Chicago’s German immigrant communities.

Preservation Chicago is advocating for the protection of this building with community members.

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Hey Cook County.

Not one GOP leader or Republican candidate in Cook County was told the date that these extra high school early voting locations would be open.
No notice given. And no response from the county clerk when people called to ask. It was by luck that one election king to another election judge YESTERDAY and it was discovered these extra early voting locations are open TOMORROW, Thursday Oct 15. Why these schools? Why only these congressional districts? Why so secretive? A secret voting spot just for schools where no poll watchers know to show up…
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🚨 I’ve been warning about this “professor” for years.

In two days, on October 14... University of Chicago professor Eman Abdelhadi, sister of Abdul El-Sayed, is scheduled to appear in Cook County court on two felony counts of aggravated battery and two misdemeanor counts of ctober of 2025, she attended an anti-ICE protest at the Broadview ICE Detention Center outside of Chicago.

After screaming her brains out and accusing the police of being Nazis, she grew violent and repeatedly spit on police officers and federal agents.

She also sought to have the white judge removed from her case, alleging racial bias and claiming she couldn't receive a fair trial. 😂

Despite Abdul El-Sayed’s denials of ties to the Muslim Brotherhood, his big-mouthed sister has publicly discussed her family’s history with the dangerous Islamist organization, including their mother’s activism during the 1970s.

Terror support runs in this family.

On the morning of the October 7 slaughters, the professor celebrated online by tweeting, “Good morning, freedom.”

After the massacres, she began calling for violent student uprisings on the streets of America:

“Let Palestine break this country wide open. Long live the student intifada.”

Her social media is flooded with antisemitic garbage, anti-American propaganda, and littered with support for Hamas and Marxism.

If Abdul El-Sayed wins the Senate seat in November, Professor Abdelhadi will have powerful access and influence to a U.S. senator, who is her brother.

"F*CK the University of Chicago. I work at one of the biggest employers in Chicago. A place with thousands of people I could potentially organize. This is where I need to build power."

@EDSecMcMahon
@SecScottBessent
@FBI
H/T @LauraLoomer
This is Abdul El-Sayed’s sister.

@kwelkernbc let Abdul lie his ass off during their interview yesterday when Abdul said he and his family have zero ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.
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🚧 Chicago, plan ahead! Today’s Chicago Marathon brings extensive street closures. Check your route, allow extra travel time, and watch for runners and spectators.

When I served as alderman, I insisted that local residents receive a mailer advising them of marathon street closures. That notification protocol continues today because keeping residents informed matters.

To everyone participating: I wish you a healthy, safe, and successful run! Thank you to the volunteers, first responders, and neighbors helping make this a great day for Chicago.

View street closures: chicagomarathon.com/streetclosures/

#ChicagoMarathon #ChicagoTraffic #StreetClosures #RunChicago #BobFioretti #Chicago
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When a straw becomes a knife: demonstrated in Mr. Wizard’s physics experiment
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Rip Coach. Thanks for all the memories 🕊️

#ditka #ironmike #dabears
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The person of interest in the fatal stabbing of CTA worker Julian Mobley has a history that includes slashing a teenager’s throat.

Court records show he has three outstanding arrest warrants, including two in pending felony retail theft cases.

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On Friday, Henry Graham got 9 years for killing a man with a single punch on the Magnificent Mile.

The sentence will be reduced 50% by law.

And reduced by the 3 years he spent in jail already.

So, he'll be out in about 18 months.

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HOLY SH*T

CNN officially just ABANDONED Abdul El-Sayed after he REFUSED to condemn terrorist organizations.

There's actually no recovering from this. He's done for.
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It’s election time.

To paraphrase one judge’s infamous defense of releasing CTA fire attacker Lawrence Reed: We can’t keep all the judges on the bench just because the political machine wants us to.

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Among the Cook County judges up for retention:

• The one who put the CTA fire attacker on an ankle monitor, saying “I can’t keep everybody in jail because the State’s Attorney wants me to.”

• The one who OKed Jussie Smollett's deal and then sealed it

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