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i still love you
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Killing myself with Elephant Toothpaste
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my penis does the mario coin sound when you touch it
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yeah but does your penis make sound effects
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on minecraft build battle making a crude depiction of 9/11 for the 14th game in a row
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my papaw has 79 red flags on the tea app
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riding my mower into hooters for clout
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elbowing my wife as hard as i can because she keeps dropping plates in overcooked
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what if instead of walter white his name was penis 😭
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last name ever first name diddiest
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My grandpa died in the fart war
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hooters wouldn’t let me park my mower in the restaurant
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saying thats a vibe every time my waitress asks me something at hooters
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Rockin around the diddy tree just kidding
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spending my idiot son’s entire college fund on atlas earth
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twitter money just sent a 7 foot tall biker to my house to break my femur
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