judge: order

me: bacon egg and cheese salt pepper ketchup

my foster dad said he'd seriously hurt me if i ever dressed in ballhog again

Killing myself with Elephant Toothpaste

Dying in a freak diet coke & mentos accident

when I was 11 I tried to kill myself over warioware

Im the type of guy to die in a car crash

Im a sniveling ugly useless little worm

Why have you forsaken me bro

One of my favorite class of posts is when catholics basically just tell everyone they masturbated an hour ago

Bro I do not care about how attractive anyone thinks anyone involved in the h3h3 situation is

Having cool friends means U get cool ass art of you as your fursona

RT @vardasfilms:

Life

transitioning is a choice bro you could just kill yourself or disassociate your entire life instead

my original oc character dont steal

if i had a yandere gf id prolly be like “bruh chill out”

I'm chief suicide from the weight of it all

This picture is so calming she’s just a girl wearing a jersey looking in the fridge it’s cozy southern thanksgiving vibes I’m trying to not hurt myself

C4C :🤡
T4C : 🤡
T4T : 🤡

Abstain from sexual behavior and remain chaste and celibate today