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John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman@CavemanSenator
Sep 8
Boy i sure hope i don’t get touched by the stingray that makes you take your pants off

The stingray that makes you take your pants off:
UFO mania
@maniaUFO
Sep 8
Not For Your Amusement Park😬
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beetleplexx@beetleplex43177
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John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman@CavemanSenator
11h
ok so i definitely made a drunk purchase because i just got this in the mail today, and i genuinely don’t remember buying this shirt

but holy shit it’s gold
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John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman@CavemanSenator
11h
Nashville Hot Prolapse
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John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman@CavemanSenator
14h
Cutting up a poop with a mandoline slicer
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John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman@CavemanSenator
16h
Daughtry songs are so good they make my winky twitch
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Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
26 Oct 2016
Happy birthday to this future president.
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John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman@CavemanSenator
20h
Stan by Eminem the poop remix just kidding
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g@_gdaymate
Oct 25
Ethan in his living room after failing to check for any of the mines Hila rigged to explode before leaving for Israel
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John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman@CavemanSenator
Oct 25
Pop Base
@PopBase
Oct 25
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan:

“That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman@CavemanSenator
Oct 25
I genuinely don’t even remember posting this last night
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Oct 25
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Ned Fulmer
@nedfulmer
Oct 25
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman@CavemanSenator
Oct 25
ok this is a little funny
Ned Fulmer
@nedfulmer
Oct 25
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman@CavemanSenator
Oct 25
Top picks for you
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insane freak guy@Beer_Pisser
Oct 25
I'm so bloated off beer that you could throw a rubix cube at my belly and it'd bounce off with so much force that the dang thing would solve itself before it hit the ground
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Oct 25
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John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman@CavemanSenator
Oct 25
gotta stop this shit man
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John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman@CavemanSenator
Oct 24
honestly what are we doing
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John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman@CavemanSenator
Oct 25
Replying to @CavemanSenator
should I go back to Walmart and buy these and give a review
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John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman@CavemanSenator
Oct 24
Tennessee! Friendly reminder to go vote!! And not for Marsha Blackburn🖕🏻

we love @Jerri_M_Green in this household
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John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman@CavemanSenator
Oct 24
[rubs your clit like a genie’s lamp]
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