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some photos from my Rococo boy performance this weekend 💘
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your cousin Vinny retweeted
Teams message reactions are the funniest things to ever exist imagine reading ur boss admitting to getting honeypotted and react 🎉
bro 😭
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didn’t realize “his neck just did that” was such a popular position
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Replying to @muddaub
ppl are acting like 140 yards is an incredibly difficult shot lmao
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your cousin Vinny retweeted
Charlie Kirk was so disgusting his supporters would get mad when you quoted him word-for-word after his death 💀
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your cousin Vinny retweeted
AO3 being down is leading us to some strange places
I really wish they'd kept the scene where I wrestled Nathan, Borat style. Full top mount. His little Canadian frame struggling beneath me.

I thought he was in on the joke.

Until he wasn't.

Imagine realizing that in camera
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comedy is no longer legal
Chappelle is just not funny anymore
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Replying to @muddaub
it’s hilarious that right wingers are pissed at chappelle now that he’s dunking on them
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your cousin Vinny retweeted
I am sorry to report that I have once again taken the Nap That Makes You Feel Worse
Taking an afternoon nap is risky, because there’s a small chance that you will wake up to discover that what you actually took was “Nap (evil)”
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your cousin Vinny retweeted
Are you the one with the husband with the titties or are you the other one
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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your cousin Vinny retweeted
Resident Evil Knieval
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your cousin Vinny retweeted
It's wild how much of American politics in the past 10 - 15 years have boiled down to "we need to let this septuagenarian have their moment to shine even though they've been bad at their job for 50 years"
Let’s break this down logically.

Schumer knows these are his last two years in office. If you know anything about him, you’d know that he would want to end his career on his own terms and go out on top.

He knows that if he ran again, he would lose renomination. Which is why I — and essentially everyone that works in Democratic politics in New York across the ideological spectrum — would be absolutely stunned if he runs for re-election.

So why would someone launching a primary campaign against him before January change his plans to run for majority leader?

He likely views these last two years as majority leader as his swan song.
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jesus christ
Microsoft has filed a patent for an AI system that could rewrite what people say during livestreams in real time. It could change words depending on who's watching, taking into account their age, location, and language.

The idea is to clean up broadcasts by removing filler ng, or even replacing certain words.

The AI could also adjust the speaker's lip movements so viewers wouldn't notice anything had been changed.
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your cousin Vinny retweeted
[guy who doesn’t know what arbitrarily means]: you don’t need to read books
There is nothing special about books. You can become arbitrarily smart without ever reading a book
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I’m gay but even I didn’t notice there was a dude in this pic
It look like he got a fake bald head on top of his real bald head
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I keep forgetting he’s still technically alive
Senator Mitch McConnell reacts to the midterm election results.
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yeah it’s true, we powered up the woke beam
JJ McCarthy was just ATTACKED by some invisible energy beam on the sidelines, just as he was about re-enter the game for the #Giants.

This is the second “MAGA” quarterback to get injured today, less than a week after democrats took control of the house and senate.

WOW. 🍿👀 x.com/MySportsUpdate…
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LOOK AT HIM!???????
Meet one of Mt Lemmon, Arizona’s most dedicated neighborhood watch members. Coatimundis are members of the raccoon family, known for their long noses, ringed tails, climbing skills, and absolutely zero respect for your Amazon package.
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i just took the funniest pic of Taquito
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your cousin Vinny retweeted
Can I just say,
It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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your cousin Vinny retweeted
Why is there simply no pressure on the Israelis to facilitate humanitarian relief in Gaza?
Heavy rain causes flooding in many parts of Gaza with nearly 70,000 tents damaged.
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