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Know Your Meme credits me with popularizing the “Anti-Italian Discrimination” meme.
you guys really should google your usernames and see what random articles you’ve been featured in. i should put on my resume that i’ve been featured on vice and screenrant
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Massie: "I hope Hegseth addresses the 8 articles of impeachment, and doesn‘t get up and misquote the Bible in Quentin Tarantino fashion and do some pull-ups and call everybody fat and gay. I may have just given you half his speech, I don't know."
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And people try to act like Christians and Muslims have nothing in common
🚫 Christmas is HARAM

🚫 Halloween is HARAM

🚫 Valentine’s is HARAM

🚫 Thanksgiving is HARAM

🚫 Easter is HARAM

🚫 Alcohol is HARAM

🚫 Music is HARAM

🚫 Birthday celebration is HARAM
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We gotta be honest about the “after paying” bit
Owning your Microsoft software after paying one time..
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“For if you forgive others their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you, but if you do not forgive others their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.”Matthew 6.14-15
What a ridiculous question. You don’t have to forgive your enemies to go to heaven. People who hate God and reject what Jesus did on the cross are going to hell. They will not be forgiven, because they rejected it. The only way to go to Heaven is to accept the free gift of salvation and be covered by the blood of Jesus. There is no “good” thing you can do.

“Enter by the narrow gate; for wide is the gate and broad is the way that leads to destruction, and there are many who go in by it.”
Matthew 7:13

“I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.”
John 14:6

“for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, being justified freely by His grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus, whom God set forth as a propitiation by His blood, through faith, to demonstrate His righteousness, because in His forbearance God had passed over the sins that were previously committed, to demonstrate at the present time His righteousness, that He might be just and the justifier of the one who has faith in Jesus.”
Romans 3:23-26 x.com/60Minutes/stat…
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Spellgage retweeted
There is no utopianism anymore, the goal of every political ideology is to punish the other.
Good morning camaradas...
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What did Michael Keaton do to deserve this?
objectively speaking what is the funniest time to have betelguese explode. like what moment in history
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Spellgage retweeted
I am a Times New Roman 12pt Millennial. I will not be elaborating further.
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“The President is all-encompassing.” I do love it when Trump gets mystical and philosophical.
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Is there any other President whose likelihood of going to hell has been discussed as widely and as publicly as Trump’s?
“I'm a religious person, so in theory I go to heaven,” President Trump says, discussing what he thinks happens after death. “I don't want to go to hell.” cbsn.ws/4iJ55dC
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I am sorry to report that I have once again taken the Nap That Makes You Feel Worse
Taking an afternoon nap is risky, because there’s a small chance that you will wake up to discover that what you actually took was “Nap (evil)”
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This is doing numbers on nap Twitter
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All of the replies are people claiming it was just the flu and people claiming that the pandemic is ongoing.
The 6 main waves of Covid. Omicron was something else....
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Spellgage retweeted
Far be it from me to come to the defense of mainline liberal theology, but can progressives please stop calling sincerely held religious beliefs a “shtick”

Are Mamdani and AES’s Islamic values a shtick?
AOC and Biden’s Catholicism?
Lander’s Judaism?
If Talarico’s lefty youth pastor shtick can fool both Texas moderates and progressives, he might be the mahdi
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Spellgage retweeted
so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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Don’t check what the President is posting
Tuesday was not a good night for Republicans

It’s been 4 days and no protests, riots and vandalism..
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Set 1 25/17. Uni ovr So Ill U
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“Translated from English”
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I mean, they’ll have to be sworn in first, but yeah
Patriots in control.
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“You have the right to remain gagged.”
Brett Jones makes history as Alabama’s first openly gay sheriff after defeating two-term Republican incumbent Kevin Turner.
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Spellgage retweeted
"A Trump administration official just sent me a meme" kind of sums up the last decade of American politics
A Trump admin official just sent me this meme in reaction to this news.
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