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If anybody does actually enjoy what I post (doubt) you could always send me like a quid, I'm not desperate but maybe a little but not enough to be a beg. You've the free will

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but will the glee reboot still include the electronic announcement visual gags?
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Fun fact: this is because Nazareth is like 70% arab peoples
Israeli election results

Nazarath, Israel (pop 75k)

🟩Arab parties: 94.5%
🟥Opposition bloc: 4.3%
🟦Netanyahu bloc: 0.8%
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Kelly Clarkson needs to be stopped!
Metal bird sculpture stolen from art exhibition bbc.in/4ibSlM0
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that dream that starts 10 minutes before you have to get up
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Netflix apologises for being a bit shit of late.

“Bear with - hopefully we’ll come up with some new shows worth watching soon,” said chief executive Bella Netflix
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Abbas realising everyone will want to talk to him now
🚨🇮🇱 NEW: Mansour Abbas, leader of Ra’am, says Benjamin Netanyahu’s Likud party is contacting Arab parties

[translated by Jerusalem Post]
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Lamar Odom has joined OnlyFans, becoming the first NBA star to do so.
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i suspect NI is most opposed purely because we know that it would take 40 years to fucking build it and half of that would be because Stormont collapsed over whether to allow it.
🚨 NEW: We polled 1,000 British adults about the data centres being built here, and net support for one near where you live sits at -13.

The North East is the most supportive region at +11 and Northern Ireland the most opposed at -50.

Via @amphiotech (1/8)
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Today marks 3 years since the talented Matthew Perry passed away.
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If I become PM, I’m making my Cabinet do Swiss-style photoshoots every year.
can someone explain to me why this is the official photo of the Swiss Federal Council
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Me when it comes to Israeli politics
“I’m retarded but I’m not stupid”
– unknown
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Assuming this is US midterm related.

Ofc the deep south state has a literal White v Black race
Georgia, 4:30pm update

White: 58.40% (-0.31)

Black: 26.57% (+0.33)
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🇮🇱 New - Exit polls

Change bloc 53
Netanyahu bloc 50

Channel 13
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FUCK HITLER WON
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BREAKING: Israeli election exit polls show Netanyahu's Likud will win more seats than Eisenkot's party, but no overall winner overall.
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I'm just going to be every male celebrity I can think of on suicide watch just in case.
Unnamed celebrity threatens to take his own life if identified following allegations of “inappropriate sexual activities with large number of girls and young women,” due to fears of public scrutiny.

Victims suffered mental health crises and mental illness as a result. (Via BBC)
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Long story short: I'm being a/b tested lmao

One acc has a whole new UI, one (this) has a minimally changed UI
Ik y'all won't notice/care but my twitter UI completely changed
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Ik y'all won't notice/care but my twitter UI completely changed
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Replying to @jakonian
Context: it was more zoomed in before, on a diff burner acc it like fundamentally changed everything, buttons, layout the lot, font and all. This rn is just weirdly zoomed out more
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Calvin Klein teases new campaign with Jude Bellingham.
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