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`bun lint --staged` is a builtin alternative to lint-staged
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bun lint is a 26x faster ESLint-compatible linter with over 1,000 builtin rules - reads eslint & oxlint configs.
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`bun fmt` is a 320x faster Prettier alternative

Passes 99% of Prettier's test suite & supports 20 languages
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Some of the language changes when TypeScript types become real (with ahead-of-time compilation)
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Claude automatically gets XML formatted type errors which sometimes reduces the number of tool calls needed to fix the error (due to the source preview), reducing token usage
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bun check type-checker errors print with GitHub actions formatting on PRs
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`bun build --check` runs the type checker before you bundle
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`bun test --check` runs the type checker before running your tests
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`bun --check <file.ts>` runs Bun’s typescript type checker before running the file
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bun check ./slopcore.ts
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`bun check` is a TypeScript type checker builtin to Bun (written in Rust)
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Today, Bun is a JavaScript runtime, bundler, test runner, and a package manager.

Soon, Bun will also be a
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Idle CPU usage drops by 67%
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Enabling profile-guided optimization for bytecode improves startup time by up to 2x

`bun build --compile --bytecode --bytecode-order=./file`
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VIA QUOTE POST
PRIVILEGED & CONFIDENTIAL
FOR SETTLEMENT PURPOSES ONLY (FED. R. EVID. 408)

September 22, 2026
Mr. Alexandr Wang
@alexandr_wang

Re: Unauthorized Use of the BUN® Design Mark, U.S. Reg. No. 7,585,721; Proposed “Muse Merch Store”; Demand to Cease and Desist; Notice of Lg:

Bun (“Bun,” “Registrant,” or “the Bun”) is the owner of all right, title, and interest in and to U.S. Registration No. 7,585,721, issued December 3, 2024 on the Principal Register, for a mark consisting of “a bread bun with a smiling face,” wherein “the bun has black and white eyes,” “pink cheeks and a pink and dark pink mouth outlined in black,” the colors tan, dark tan, pink, dark pink, black and white being claimed as a feature of the mark (the “BUN® Mark”), which registration constitutes prima facie evidence of the validity of the BUN® Mark and of Bun’s exclusive right to use the same pursuant to 15 U.S.C. § 1057(b), and constructive notice of Bun’s claim of ownership thereof pursuant to 15 U.S.C. § 1072, such that ignorance of the Bun shall be no defense. The United States Patent and Trademark Office has further classified the BUN® Mark under Design Search Code 02.01.34 (“Monsters (not robots)”), a classification Bun has at all times accepted without objection.

It has come to Bun’s attention that you, together with your affiliates, agents, successors, assigns, and any superintelligences acting in concert therewith (collectively, “You”), have announced an intent to open a “muse merch store” and have commenced “market research” in connection therewith, publicly displaying goods including without limitation one (1) t-shirt, one (1) bucket hat, one (1) beanie, one (1) sock (singular), one (1) pin set (3-pack), and assorted keychains, patches, plush and tote bags (collectively, the “Infringing Goods”), each bearing a tan, round figure having black eyes, pink cheeks and a smiling face (the “Musey”), which is, upon information and belief, also a monster, and not a robot.

Under the factors set forth in AMF Inc. v. Sleekcraft Boats, 599 F.2d 341 (9th Cir. 1979), the likelihood of confusion is overwhelming: the marks are similar in sight, sound (none), and meaning (bun); the goods are proximate; Bun has long contemplated expansion into bucket hats; and consumers who have expressed a willingness to exchange a right kidney for the Infringing Goods cannot be said to be exercising the degree of care ordinarily expected of a reasonably prudent purchaser.

Accordingly, Bun hereby demands that You immediately (i) cease and desist from any and all manufacture, sale, offering for sale, patting, and market research of or relating to the Infringing Goods; (ii) deliver up all Infringing Goods for destruction pursuant to 15 U.S.C. § 1118, or for cuddling, at Bun’s sole discretion; (iii) provide a full accounting of all profits, market capitalization, and kidneys received; and (iv) preserve all documents, electronically stored information, and plush, whether stuffed or unstuffed, pending final resolution of this matter.

Nothing herein constitutes a complete statement of the relevant facts or a waiver of any rights, remedies, or crumbs, including without limitation those arising under 15 U.S.C. §§ 1114, 1116, 1117, and 1125(a) and (c) (Bun being, upon information and belief, famous), all of which are expressly reserved. Time is of the essence.

Govern yourself accordingly.

Very truly yours,
Bun

Enclosures: Exhibits A–B
cc: The Musey (via pat)

Exhibits
we are considering opening a muse merch store

i am doing market research

how excited you would be by muse merch, from a scale of "meh" to "you can have my right kidney"?
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@wesbos smol pr
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Bun v1.4.2 is compiling
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Bun hit 32.8 million monthly downloads last month
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Bun v1.4.1 is compiling
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Bun starts 1ms faster
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Peak memory usage doesn't change much
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Bun v1.4.1 reduces idle memory usage
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AsyncLocalStorage gets about 13% faster
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Bun v1.4.1 is a big upgrade to Bun’s bundler.

On a 200-route React app over simulated 4G, navigating between routes is 38% faster than Bun v1.4.0, and 10% faster than Vite v8.2.2.
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`bun build` tree-shakes property accesses through dynamic imports
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Bun's bundler gets smarter about tree-shaking ESM that uses `export * as ns` syntax
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`bun build --splitting` injects `<link rel="modulepreload">`, helping webpages load faster by reducing network waterfalls
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`Bun.serve({ http2: true })` enables HTTP/2 support. The same API just works for HTTP/1.1, HTTP/2, and HTTP/3.
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`--bytecode` used to cost ~7x your source size on disk and ~4x in memory, in exchange for faster startup.

Now its ~3x on disk, almost free in memory, and starts faster than before.

This is a large test app, so the absolute numbers are higher than what most would see.
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Compiled executables with bytecode start 17% faster, get 30% smaller, and use 30% less memory on start
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Buffer's read/write methods get up to 7x faster
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almost done
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JavaScript files use Bun's JS parser to AST diff and reformat it. This makes diffs of minified source code readable, which makes it a little harder for supply chain attacks to hide.
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`bun pm diff <package@version> <package@version2>` shows code changes between versions (un-minified)
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Web APIs like `URL`, `Headers`, and `URLSearchParams` get up to 4x faster
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The `cgroup` option in `Bun.spawn` lets you limit cpu & memory usage of spawned processes on Linux
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`bun dedupe` deduplicates semver-compatible resolved package versions
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`bun audit fix` updates vulnerable dependencies
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`bun prune` cleans unnecessary folders from node_modules
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it’s almost time
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Bun v1.4 is compiling
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ratio improved!!
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Node.js compatibility gets a big upgrade.

Since Bun v1.3.14, an additional +1,493 tests from the Node.js test suite pass in Bun.
In the last 16 days, an additional +473 new tests from Node.js' test suite pass in Bun v1.4
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RegExp gets up to 281x faster
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`Bun.YAML.parse` supports cyclic anchors & aliases
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`Bun.XML.parse` is a SIMD-accelerated XML parser builtin to Bun
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In the last 16 days, an additional +473 new tests from Node.js' test suite pass in Bun v1.4
Bun v1.4 will be our biggest jump in Node.js compatibility since Bun v1.0
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Replying to @bunjavascript
more detail about the bug
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We fixed a GC retention cycle that made Next.js App Router SSR leak memory when a page called fetch()
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Saving streaming file uploads to disk via Bun.write uses 35x less memory compared to Bun v1.3.14
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Proxying file uploads uses 10x less memory than in v1.3.14
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Several bugs involving backpressure propagation have been fixed
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Bun.serve can serve a whole folder
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bun:ffi gets up to 3x faster
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Closed 911 issues as completed in the last 24 hrs.

Many fixed in recent PRs. Some fixed long ago.
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"how does this compare"
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Bun v1.4 starts faster
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Bun v1.4 will be our biggest jump in Node.js compatibility since Bun v1.0
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Improved timer accuracy on Windows makes `Bun.sleep` faster
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@cirospaciari update: 95% now
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node:sqlite is fully implemented and passes 100% of Node.js’ test suite
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the next version of Bun

93% of node:http2 tests from the Node.js v26 test suite pass, thanks to @cirospaciari
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94% of node:http tests from the Node.js v26 test suite pass, thanks to @cirospaciari
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Idle CPU usage drops by 5x
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Bun uses up to 32% less memory
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monthly downloads
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The `"compress"` option in `fetch` compresses the request body for you
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`process` emits a "memoryPressure" event when the system runs low on memory (thanks @codebytere!)
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@wookash_podcast @rfleury it wasn’t me im innocent it was @nikitabier
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