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The last thing Christopher Nolan is going to see before losing best director
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The Crunchwrap supreme, is that farm to table? Excellent. Excellent. And the Baja Blast, is that locally sourced? Beautiful, great. We’ll have both for the table.
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you see, meta superintelligence labs is in South Bay

so if someone you don’t know is trying to talk to you, you KNOW something is up
OPENAI to EMPLOYEES: If someone is trying to seduce you, first consider — could they be a spy???

OpenAI is warning its employees about honeypot spies and strangers with children in playgrounds ... a very fun one with @georgia_wells and @MeghanBobrowsky:
wsj.com/tech/ai/ai-com…
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This is why you should be able to squat 150kg at least because what if a baby elephant wants to ride your back and you don't have enough strength to pick it up. Couldn't be me.
Ağırlığının farkında olmayan bebek fil, oynamak istediği adam onu taşıyamayınca hayal kırıklığına uğradı.
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Jet lag is kind of holy to me. I'm tired because I flew. I flew too fast too far. My body misses a different sun
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amen muse jensen, amen
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Imagine being a horse and finding out you have 6 months to learn code
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani and the City Council speaker have reached a deal to ban horse-drawn carriages in NYC.

82% it passes ahead of the October 22 vote.
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Coin labs is announcing our new decision model Flip-1.

- Distilled down to 1 parameter
- 50% on yes/no bench
- Runs fully offline
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Oh my gosh, this is the coolest basket I’ve ever seen. Finally a place for all of my eggs
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Personally I think the elephant really ties the whole room together
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chipotle employee: hi. burrito or bowl

me: (peering thru display glass) just browsing today boss thank you
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Ten years of Sad Affleck memes and it turns out he'd just been trying to install CUDA drivers the whole time.
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someone joined my jam on spotify just to turn my music off
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Humans beings weren't meant to endure this much two factor authentication
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‘Our age of middle…is ending’

- Henry VII, 1485
What is the best quote from the Middle Ages?
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I turn 79 today. 

I don’t want any gifts. Instead, my team and I decided to revolutionize the fitness industry — and we’re doing something crazy to celebrate.

Here it is: join.arnoldspumpclub.com/birthday

Between today and Sunday, August 9, when you join the Pump Club app and complete n your first year, you pay nothing. 

Zero. Nada. Zilch. 

No fine print. If you show up and do the work, your first year is free. The payments are automatically sent back to your card. 

If that feels shocking, then let me say it even more plainly. 

Sign up for the app through that link. Try it free for 7 days. After your trial, pay $100 for your first year. Complete four workout programs. Get $100 back automatically: $50 after your first, and $50 after your fourth.
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PSA: Argmax Pro SDK Kotlin 1.2.3 is now live with Tensor TPU support
Argmax now runs on Google Tensor TPU, the first-ever SDK to harness this edge inference accelerator!

Tensor TPU enabled us to deploy billion-scale transformers reliably on Pixel phones without impacting battery life or resource contention with traditional workloads.
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Argmax 🤝 Tensor TPUs
Argmax now runs on Google Tensor TPU, the first-ever SDK to harness this edge inference accelerator!

Tensor TPU enabled us to deploy billion-scale transformers reliably on Pixel phones without impacting battery life or resource contention with traditional workloads.
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It's been great collaborating with @googledevs ai-edge-litert team - NPUs are critical for the best frontier models in speech-to-text, and the new LiteRT has an end-to-end solution from offline model compilation, per-chip optimization, runtime delivery, and more. Great team :)
We’re unlocking the #NPU with #LiteRT to deliver high-performance AI that stays cool and fast. 🧠⚡️

Real-world impact and performance at scale:

🔷 Google Meet: Ultra-HD segmentation video effects models for pro-quality backgrounds
🔷 Epic Games: 30 FPS real-time MetaHuman roid
🔷 Argmax: 2x speedup in speech-to-text with industry-leading latency
🔷 Google AI Edge Portal: cross-device benchmarking with NPU support

Explore how it works → goo.gle/4u6PoRq
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Google just published a blog post on the real-world commercial adoption of their new on-device inference runtime, LiteRT!

Heidi Health and Argmax are highlighted as the prime example of running medical transcription on Android devices, improving reliability, speed, and privacy y in accuracy with the cloud alternative.
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