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i wish they made wh40k narrative campaigns that weren't crusade.

i don't want to have to play the same person over and over with slight power increases. i want to feel like we're actually fighting an attrition war against each other with unique objectives and different locations
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I like capri as a concept of "what if cortana could mindmelt people", but it was getting a bit fucking silly when she was able to do telekinesis on cars that should not be able to get off the ground like that. that's not hacking that is actual magic magneto shit.
Studio Trigger’s novel ideas for Cyberpunk as a setting are usually incredibly stupid and make it worse not better. CDProjekt Red would never write something as stupid as the Cyberskeleton or Project Capricorn, and it is excessively obvious that these things were just barely over DPR would tolerate.
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Delete Granola bro. We're switching to Strawberry. Did you sign up for Pistachio yet? I sent you an invite to our Gingerbread team. Check your inbox on Syrup. You need to make an Iced Vanilla Latte account to access Almond Croissant. Hold on, lemme add you to Chicken Tikka Masala
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how she's moving in the replies:
kpop is a joke
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ugh i'm so mad. i'm gonna go jerk my maid's worthless penis until i feel better
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not to be too woke but i pause my deadlock to get beaten by my wife <3
When you're playing Deadlock with your white friend and he pauses the game to go stab his parents
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Tamiya ⚢ retweeted
When you're playing Deadlock with your white friend and he pauses the game to go stab his parents
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if you were placed inside a room with a moldy orange and you could only leave when someone inside the room formed a complete thought your first action would be to start begging on your knees for the orange to start thinking
yes you can. you were not born with a binder carabiner and cuffed jeans you can take that shit off. you cannot be phenotypically queer. theres no amount of dressing or undressing that would change how black i look i dont understand what you dont understand.
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Republicans in 2016: we are Hitler and we're going to kill you
Democrats in 2016: Pokemon GO! to the Polls!

Republicans in 2026: Goku and Sonic say "No" to brown people!
Dems in 2026: We are Mussolini and we are going to VOTE :)
voted straight ticket dem on my mail in ballot
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see now i’m getting mixed signals
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i love when she messages me 10+ times but i sort of hate replying
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inspiring tbh
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living in urban england is a constant try not to kill yourself challenge for this very reason
mindfulness is the most important part of fighting depression and apathy. take in your surroundings. pavement. pothole. nicotine shop flashing neon signs. anti-homeless bench. why do i feel worse
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Playing Minecraft Bedrock probably feels like being a hamster because wdym this is a normal death there
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>have it rammed down for six years straight that going uni is a great idea
>study cs, watch ai destroy said degree’s value
>”oh you only have to pay it back if you earn a lot”
>look inside
>it’s almost min wage now

being English is an exercise in not blowing your head off atp.
🚨 NEW: John Healey will increase the minimum wage for over 21s from £12.71 to around £13.20
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*paws at you* this is the greatest handgun ever made
*paws at you* the colt single action army
*paws at you* six bullets
* paws at you* more than enough to kill anything that moves
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"queer history" is starting to sound like one of these weird cultish religions where half of claims are fully made up and other half is based on fictional book
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someone clearly doesn't like doing their chores
I have a hot take; "farming" and "jungling" or whatever is for assholes it doesn't fucking do anything that can't be done with lane pushing (actually contributing to the match) and Trophy Hunter
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Doctor: He’s got dementia.

Melania: Don’t tell me it’s the g-

Doctor: it’s the gay kind
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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'2.1%'
finally, beer for people with a piss drinking fetish
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