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Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off
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"OMG did you see Thariq left Anthropic?"

You bolt awake in your bed. It’s summer 2016. You can hear Electric Feel by MGMT playing faintly from the neighbor's window. You turn on your Xbox. The group chat pings. Stephanie’s parents are out of town and she’s having a party tonight
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opened youtube to turn on some background music while I get some work done but the Epic Don Draper Sigma Male Moments reel on the landing page was too powerful and now 2 hours have gone by
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the internet didn’t implode so now I still have to go to work. thanks for nothing
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the 10 trillion parameter LLM’s POV when I’m prompting
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SITUATION DETECTED: Nearly all of North Korea’s official websites have been offline for over 24 hours, including state media and government portals. No explanation has been given, and the cause is unconfirmed.
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why does music randomly sound way better than usual sometimes
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just put the lightning in the bottle bro
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walking into work hungover
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alright this was a joke then 100+ wagecels reached out. how and where can I host a dinner
This weekend I'm hosting a wagecel dinner in SF.

15 of the most mediocre mid-level employees at so-so companies, all gathered in one place for one night, breaking bread with each other.

No networking, just real conversation and vibes. Only a few spots left. DMs open.
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This weekend I'm hosting a wagecel dinner in SF.

15 of the most mediocre mid-level employees at so-so companies, all gathered in one place for one night, breaking bread with each other.

No networking, just real conversation and vibes. Only a few spots left. DMs open.
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how the meat proxy looks at you when you ask them a question offline
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Behold, the glory of Rome
It may not mean nothing to yall
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Next year, I will assign one of my jira tickets to every kid in America.

This will be the first of many.
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$8 for some bullshit and a big ass beach god bless sunday
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house music enjoyers on minute 10 of the same 5 second beat looping over and over
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*taps the sign*
agents are less emotional, consumer investing is a great use case
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JT retweeted
Chicago in October places you in a coming of age movie against your will
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me at 12:47am in uber number three on the way to bar number seven after agreeing to meet my buddy for “one drink” after work
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holy shit babe WAKE THE FUCK UP
Two cats were spotted hanging out under an umbrella during a storm in Nanjing, China.
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