i think i’m going to pass out at a bus stop in armley oh no!
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robbed him for his sainsbury’s bag for life
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i love when she messages me 10+ times but i sort of hate replying
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fuck it maybe ill try see more ppl round leeds again
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April !!! retweeted
C4C :🤡
T4C : 🤡
T4T : 🤡

Abstain from sexual behavior and remain chaste and celibate today
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going out in city centre w my bestie and gf for halloween and ive gotten to the point of referring to my bestie as “my friend steve” when she’s not around
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since this she has kissed me, said that we're girlfriends, weve talked abt s*x a lot, she keeps sending me relationship reels

And after all that we are not actually in a relationship
she said i was pretty much her boyfriend last night and posted our song on her story.

i should have more self respect than this. i’d say im in danger but i fear this is where i wanna be
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when i first moved out i tried to make a quesadilla for the first time ever but i didnt grate the cheese i cut it into sorta thin blocks, and i put a ton of olive oil in the pan. the wrap nearly burnt and the cheese inside was solid so it was just a wet oily wrap w cheese in it
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never met more insanely horny men than in a sport society and it piss me oFFF
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ur all wrong she’s 37
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guy who doesn’t know that Napoleon was Corsican 😂😂
@aGnonSIS Is Napoleon a brown communist invader?
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stupid fucking moron friend has been here for 4 days and he hasn’t washed once and it smells so bad fucking hell
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when u realise u are becoming genuinely sick of that one friend
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April !!! retweeted
i'm off me head on the blue goo
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BINGOOOOOO
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I'm not doing the other one because i don't think i like sex
heres mine :]
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norman gang we got ur boy we put him on a shirt norman ancestry 🇫🇷
Harold Godwinson.
Gone, but not forgotten
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she said i was pretty much her boyfriend last night and posted our song on her story.

i should have more self respect than this. i’d say im in danger but i fear this is where i wanna be
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remembered her eye colour and her favourite flower and she told me literally none of her previous partners gave as much of a shit abt her as i do
dating girls who are used to men
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real question does anyone use insta notes outside of trying to telepathically communicate w someone they like
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