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“Even the Buddha does not let you slap his face a third time” is how I try to live
i’ve never been a fan of going tit for tat but now i recognize what it does to your self esteem to always send the message that you are unworthy of defense so now i shake the table when people try me. even when it’s technically ‘beneath’ me.
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Morgan Human-Person retweeted
This is an incredibly significant mobilisation across 110 ports in 22 countries. Organisers estimate 52,000 containers will remain idle, holding $2.8 billion worth of cargo. The largest coordinated port action ever held, grinding the global arms trade to a halt.
HAPPENING NOW
Dockworkers are taking action across all six inhabited continents in a historic day of strikes against war, the arms trade and labour exploitation.
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I hope everyone has a real fun weekend and gets to party
I will be working bc I am very very VERY brave
Please do not drink and drive because I love you so much
I will be working bc I am very very VERY brave
Please do not drink and drive because I love you so much
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Just checked my email for the first time in like a month and there’s a job offer in there
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Usually, extremely muscular men look kind of silly to me but i want reacher to strangle me to death with his bare hands
73 year-old lady I volunteer with told me I was looking “trim,” then assured me, “don’t worry, you’re still not my type.” then I asked her what her type was, exactly, and she said “Reacher.”
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Morgan Human-Person retweeted
I did not do the Jeffrey Epstein investigation alone. I had the support of @MiamiHerald —it’s then executive editor, Mindy Marques; and these two incredible journalists, investigations editor Casey Frank and visual journalist Emily Michot. Thank you to all the courageous victims s with me, and to those on the Pulitzer Board who made this honor of a lifetime happen. #pulitzerprizes
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Me, clueless: “Yeah we have this really funny bit where we pretend to hit on each other”
Him:
Him:
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When I cant sleep I check out the audiobook of The Leftovers from the library and just choose a random chapter
The narrators voice is like sleep medicine for me and the library always has available copies and I have no idea what’s going on bc I never listened to the story
The narrators voice is like sleep medicine for me and the library always has available copies and I have no idea what’s going on bc I never listened to the story
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This did begin with an attempt to actually listen to the book, but I never make it even a few pages
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Morgan Human-Person retweeted
Me: where I think a lot of Peter pan adaptations fail is that Peter does not have romantic feelings for Wendy, he sees her as a mother, while she has romantic feelings to him, hence the conflict, do you see?
My date, stuffing his food in his pockets: my mom said I need to go home
My date, stuffing his food in his pockets: my mom said I need to go home
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