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Your dimples make my puss puss vibrate
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It's crazy how people say overthinking is a problem when it feels like most of my country doesn't even think, let alone overthink. Let us cook. Damn. Someone's gotta do it
My psychiatrist says I got a thinking problem. I just like thinking a lot
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RT @tamaescence: what do you mean you're sailor moon mid-transformation for halloween???? this wins.
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Accidentally interrupted myself in the middle of saying the word "caucus"
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Me af
can you hold these for me ok thank you *drops my fat tits on ur hands*
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Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 retweeted
every bird in america is in dallas texas
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Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 retweeted
This is the kind of thing the landlords were doing that made people mad at them btw
Growing up is realising a lot of the "deaths under Mao's China" was peasants taking revenge on landlords while the cadres were like "no guys please that's against the new democratic constitution don't ruin the vibe :("
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Kind of want my last name to be a fruit
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Burped so hard my whole rib cage popped out of my skin and ran away
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Out: lewd
In: lüd
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Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 retweeted
*logs into twitter* [kisses you on the forehead as you scroll] *logs out*
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Getting started on my Halloween costume for next year I swear
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We're surrounded by hitlers
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Because it makes some Americans feel helpless when you say that. They want it to be true, that if they just get rid of this guy it'll be different next time. But it won't be in any meaningful way.
Why do Americans get so mad when I point out that if Donald Trump died almost nothing would change?
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Replying to @ClassifiedHag
Except itll be my favorite day on twitter and I can quit
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Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 retweeted
Just here to show yall my Dave Chappelle anchor man costume :)
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Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 retweeted
feel free to get high at my funeral that’s exactly what I would’ve wanted
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Been saying this. Really weird they starting this shit after very clear, strong moments of solidarity online
do not participate in diaspora wars, you're doing CIA work for free. at least go up to langley and put in an application first
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Why are you showing me this
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Love this for you
Bubble guts so bad if I bent over and sneezed I could paint the side of a barn
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