she has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood

@TimSweeneyEpic @WhiteHouse

the “vote by mail is full of fraud!!!” folks are so funny cause like I updated my voter registration a bit late since we’d moved and even though my old one had been sent out, they sent me a new one and *preemptively* invalidated my old ballot when the new one got sent out.

not a huge fan of one of these but oh well fuck republicans lol

make sure yall #vote!

the US is not kind to us lizardfolk

@JoshuaBarzon it’s rough out there for us lizard people in the US omg

SHUT UPPPP

NO THERE ISN’T. @X @elonmusk i hate you

@jtrebach me rn

@runDEVINrun Sure he “can’t spit” but he can hack up a pill even if it’s halfway down his esophagus & he will also pretend to swallow it & then hold it in his mouth until I leave and then push it out

so now I get to spend 5x as much to get the transdermal version of his med 🫠
I love him sm

my husband every time i decide to take a peaceful nap on the couch

when the toxins take their hold you’d rather die than let it go but if you're sick of him I got you I was patient zero

fire the photo editing team

@albatrosslor I know it is not the most responsible thing to do, but I love my house and I’m not going anywhere so I just Don’t Look at That and it has been so freeing lol

me when men

new neighbors have colorado plates on their subaru

@rosisakelarre my 12 pro max rn

@ryanvisconti @jason_howerton did I hit a nerve, Ryan?

@Variety he’s backup vocals

got my ahh beat in fortnite and my poor aisha was so sad omg :(

you’ll have to take this app from my cold, dead hands i just honestly love it here so much

@PatrickBatemnn @BNODesk checks out

got on facebook for the first time in ages and half my feed is just this stuart little hate group that I’m not part of??????

@TSUpdating apparently a repeat offender

@Taylors_Archive girl literally cannot follow directions omg

@TSUpdating omg girl you had one job

@loreangelic help omg I came here to say “dw you’ll find one now that you complained online about it” (I posted this on reddit like a year ago lmao)

and???? do you have a point, @CapitalOne????

@matthoffmanwx Yikes! It’s definitely going wild - took these over the course of about 10 minutes as we drove across town. 😬

oh can we not

WHY IS CLEFAIRY IN JAIL IN THE POKOPIA DLC????

@TheTSDaily I said it once and I stand by it

@deskdesk22 @Owennfa My county does this cool thing where they explain what goes on with your property tax $.

I bet a lot of y’all’s do, too.

@Alty7753060683 @redhotnerd

@JohnGabana1301 @bts_outsold @shadesofangels I narrowed it down just a bit and I got this lol

@shadesofangels this shit is wild like there’s no way

omg i got that fuckass wedding color palette

@hauntingnellie we had a suspicious visitor at our catio this morning as well. interesting. 🤔

@adrianmkemp @AndriaDont99498 interesting

I see so many brides-to-be complaining that their fiancés don’t ever have input on wedding-related things but I can’t relate because mine has a lot of thoughts about every!! single!! thing!!
I am thankful & I definitely do not want to burn the house down with both of us in it! 🥰

@gew984757 @MissThorn_ @insanedms dw, assuming you put 70k down (20% down - first pic) on a 350k house at 6% interest it’ll save you like $120k in the long run if you compare it to 3.5% down (3.5% down - 2nd pic) on the same house

(Also PMI factors in but I’m not doing all that math lol)