GeddBruceTommStanSpikeJake E. Lee retweeted
Martin Short's performance as Larry David is hands down the best acting I've seen in my entire life. For a long while I thought it actually was Larry David.
the nfl on fox panel has barely finished discussing the eagles game when they introduce their newest sideline reporter: george santos, a man whose football résumé apparently includes more championships than tom brady and statistics that seem to have been calculated by throwing lender. bowen yang plays him with the confidence of somebody who believes a fact becomes official once it's delivered into a microphone. 36 completions out of 25 passes? twelve touchdowns, seventeen rebounds and ten rbis? why stop there? at this rate, he won the super bowl, the nba finals and the world series before lunch. the panel keeps asking ordinary questions, and santos keeps handing them extraordinary reasons to regret asking.
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GeddBruceTommStanSpikeJake E. Lee retweeted
30 years ago today, The Simpsons first met Hank Scorpio (and Homer said goodbye to a shoe for the second time in his life).
“You Only Move Twice” first aired November 3, 1996.
“You Only Move Twice” first aired November 3, 1996.
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GeddBruceTommStanSpikeJake E. Lee retweeted
I don’t understand a word but I can’t stop laughing.. 😂
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GeddBruceTommStanSpikeJake E. Lee retweeted
In 1969 in London, Ontario, Gary Shaw opened The PoP Shoppe.
The company quickly found success and grew thanks to its famous mix-and-match system.
But by 1983 it was gone...only to return two decades later.
This is the story.
📸 The PoP Shoppe
🧵 1/7
The company quickly found success and grew thanks to its famous mix-and-match system.
But by 1983 it was gone...only to return two decades later.
This is the story.
📸 The PoP Shoppe
🧵 1/7
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GeddBruceTommStanSpikeJake E. Lee retweeted
Casey and Finnegan and their friend, Mr Dressup. Did you watch? 🇨🇦
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GeddBruceTommStanSpikeJake E. Lee retweeted
Tener 50's es raro.
Todos viven una línea temporal distinta.
Algunos son abuelos, otros están cambiando pañales a las 3 am, otros salen con personas de 25 , otros celebran 20 años de casados.
La mitad parecen de 33 y la otra: mitad parece haber luchado en la 2 Guerra Mundial.
Todos viven una línea temporal distinta.
Algunos son abuelos, otros están cambiando pañales a las 3 am, otros salen con personas de 25 , otros celebran 20 años de casados.
La mitad parecen de 33 y la otra: mitad parece haber luchado en la 2 Guerra Mundial.
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GeddBruceTommStanSpikeJake E. Lee retweeted
The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this
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GeddBruceTommStanSpikeJake E. Lee retweeted
Happy Birthday Neil Ellwood Peart born September 12, 1952 in Hamilton, Ontario Canada
We miss you ❤️🥃 Professor
#NeilPeart
#HappyBirthdayNeilPeart
#RushFamily
We miss you ❤️🥃 Professor
#NeilPeart
#HappyBirthdayNeilPeart
#RushFamily
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GeddBruceTommStanSpikeJake E. Lee retweeted
being suicidal doesn’t mean that I’m going to kill myself. being suicidal is having this inexplainable ache while you’re living. It’s waiting for your life to end, and wishing that you didn’t have to carry on. Having this ache, and incapability to feel happy living, doesn’t mean that I am going to kill myself; it just means that I wouldn’t mind dying
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GeddBruceTommStanSpikeJake E. Lee retweeted
And think that there are still those who say that animals don't have feelings.
[📹 moustache_farmer]
[📹 moustache_farmer]
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GeddBruceTommStanSpikeJake E. Lee retweeted
“Worrying is imagining the wrong future on purpose”
I need to remind myself of this more.
I need to remind myself of this more.
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GeddBruceTommStanSpikeJake E. Lee retweeted
nobody feels more stuck than a person who knows they want more from life, but has no idea what their next move should be
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GeddBruceTommStanSpikeJake E. Lee retweeted
Am I alone here? I am 50, single, no kids and never been married (or engaged). I have had girlfriends but obviously not found the 'one'. And now, I just can't be bothered. I have no interest in dating sites and just feel like I am happy by myself. Is this pretty normal?
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