> woke up to take a pee
> critical ruby vulnerability announced
> patching at 2am
this is life now.
> critical ruby vulnerability announced
> patching at 2am
this is life now.
Oct 23, 2026 · 5:27 PM UTC
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@yongfook You still do this manually?
Create yourself a CVE agent and sleep peacefully. Get pinged whenever there is an deployment to prod.
Create yourself a CVE agent and sleep peacefully. Get pinged whenever there is an deployment to prod.
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@krzko I run an API service with thousands of paying customers.
I'm not letting an agent just push willy nilly to production, mate.
I'm not letting an agent just push willy nilly to production, mate.
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@yongfook at least the patch is faster than the pee break was
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@yongfook I think we should get used to this as the new normal. At least for the next six months, more and more vulnerabilities are gonna come out and we're gonna end up having to patch the holes from our end.
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@yongfook Is this vulnerability responsible for the GitLab issue, or am I mistaken?
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@yongfook nothing quite like patching and peeing. multitasking made possible by agents.
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@yongfook You should have automated the patch by now...
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@yongfook It's a hard life but someone's got to live it
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@yongfook you might just be blaming your bladder for waking you up this moment
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@yongfook Rare case where a weak bladder counts as a security tool...
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@yongfook i have same problem about pee. did you solve it by any chance? everytime 2-3am
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@yongfook esse é o novo normal, aplicar dezenas de patch de segurança todo dia
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@yongfook I had to set an alarm clock for the first time in years for the PHP patch
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@yongfook did the bundle update even finish before the next cve
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@yongfook At least we now have agents available from our phones. Imagine scanning everything by hand over SSH server by server.
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@yongfook the bladder as an incident response system (zero false positives apparently)
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