> woke up to take a pee
> critical ruby vulnerability announced
> patching at 2am

this is life now.

Oct 23, 2026 · 5:27 PM UTC

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Replying to @yongfook
@yongfook You still do this manually?

Create yourself a CVE agent and sleep peacefully. Get pinged whenever there is an deployment to prod.
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Replying to @krzko
@krzko I run an API service with thousands of paying customers.

I'm not letting an agent just push willy nilly to production, mate.
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Replying to @yongfook
@yongfook sleeping is the moat
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@yongfook see you again tomorrow :))
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@yongfook this is literally the programmer grind
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Replying to @yongfook
@yongfook Never piss king
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Replying to @yongfook
@yongfook bladder driven security response
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@yongfook You still do this manually? Can’t you just automate your pees? 😅
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Replying to @yongfook
@yongfook It's never at 2pm on a Tuesday
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Replying to @yongfook
@yongfook at least the patch is faster than the pee break was
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Replying to @yongfook
@yongfook agentic vulnerability patching should be a thing
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Replying to @yongfook
@yongfook I think we should get used to this as the new normal. At least for the next six months, more and more vulnerabilities are gonna come out and we're gonna end up having to patch the holes from our end.
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Replying to @yongfook
@yongfook Today's main character is Ruby💎
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@yongfook Is this vulnerability responsible for the GitLab issue, or am I mistaken?
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@yongfook nothing quite like patching and peeing. multitasking made possible by agents.
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@yongfook You should have automated the patch by now...
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Replying to @yongfook
@yongfook It's a hard life but someone's got to live it
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Replying to @yongfook
@yongfook you might just be blaming your bladder for waking you up this moment
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Replying to @yongfook
@yongfook Rare case where a weak bladder counts as a security tool...
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@yongfook i have same problem about pee. did you solve it by any chance? everytime 2-3am
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Replying to @yongfook
@yongfook esse é o novo normal, aplicar dezenas de patch de segurança todo dia
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@yongfook body senses danger, sends anxiety induced pee alarm, guarding your corner of the internet is hard thats for sure 🤣🤓..
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@yongfook why don't you use cloud agent ? 😂
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@yongfook I had to set an alarm clock for the first time in years for the PHP patch
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@yongfook did the bundle update even finish before the next cve
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Replying to @yongfook
@yongfook Every day my vuln scan shows more critical findings. We're just running behind at this point
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Replying to @yongfook
@yongfook Use managed runtimes

pee in peace

docs.cloud.google.com/run/docs/confi…
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Replying to @yongfook
@yongfook At least we now have agents available from our phones. Imagine scanning everything by hand over SSH server by server.
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Replying to @yongfook
@yongfook the bladder as an incident response system (zero false positives apparently)
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@yongfook Bruh 😭
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