remarkable

"horny" has killed more people than all the volcanos on earth combined

I bet jesters were funny as fuck back in the day.

People act so tough celebrating halloween but if they saw a ghost or a goblin in real life they would probably run away

Everyone has that one grocery they've always wanted to buy

my neighbor just told me about an alien sighting he had that was just a regular southwest boeing 737 in the sky but he said he could see into the cockpit with binoculars and there was an alien flying it

Bernie had the best take on cancel culture.

This is the only correct way to understand Hegel

Trash

Wealth inequality has followed a spectacular U-shape evolution over the past 100 years. bit.ly/1ynZMVs

sometimes a guy just needs to relax and the best way to do that is by chilling

the cvs cashier asked me how im doing as i put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. "not great man ive got diarrhea" i told him