hey algorithm

show this to people who can spot a banger before it blows up

yeah

tweem is for degens
tweem is for autists
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tweem is for dreamers
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tweem is for neets
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tweem is for terminally online

tweem is for

stop doomscrolling

start betting on bangers

i literally check every single bet you guys make

yours, intern

don’t bet on bangers and drive

tweemers know a banger at 7 likes. you know a banger at 70k. both valid. slightly different skill sets. we built tweem for the first group.

imagine betting on bangers from here

explain tweem in 3 words

"how do you spend your saturdays"

⚪️ tweem
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🔘 all of the above

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your entire bloodline is watching you missing tweem

btw you should start betting on bangers

hit a banger on tweem

“today’s gonna be a good day”

the alpha is @tweem btw

bet on bangers with tweem

gm

i’m blocking everyone who isn’t on tweem