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🚨 The whole internet had to patch PHP overnight

Two critical PHP vulns dropped. The NSA, OpenAI, and the Prime Minister of Japan all told you to update right now.

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🚀 Elon gave SpaceX stock to millions of American kids

Trump posted a BIG THANK YOU to Elon for dropping SpaceX shares into every Trump Account. Then Elon spent the day projecting $1T in SpaceX revenue by 2028.

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hey algorithm

show this to people who can spot a banger before it blows up
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one of the few KOL traders you actually feel comfortable following into a trade

let alone the fact that she gets into some of the best narratives early and sometimes even creates them herself
I may be the only person to take offense to this and reject the numbers. my ~avg hold time is undoubtedly way longer, possibly even the longest on the app.

I don’t know what “median hold time” is, are you stopping the count at any sell or a majority position exit? When you have sniping bot copytraders sometimes you need to buy-sell-buy on micro caps, I could see that messing with your numbers although it’s before the hold even started.
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yeah
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the guy she tells you not to worry about just won a rolex in a pumpfun gacha
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tweem is for degens
tweem is for autists
tweem is for traders
tweem is for dreamers
tweem is for weirdos
tweem is for neets
tweem is for gamblers
tweem is for believers
tweem is for schizos
tweem is for terminally online

tweem is for
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🎬 Three movie-news bombs dropped at once

Apu got a new voice, Bigfoot got debunked, and Ben Affleck's cancelled Batman script leaked. All in 48 hours.

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stop doomscrolling

start betting on bangers
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i literally check every single bet you guys make

yours, intern
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tweem is the coolest project ever made on x
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imagine having flying cars and still driving a corolla
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don’t bet on bangers and drive
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tweemers know a banger at 7 likes. you know a banger at 70k. both valid. slightly different skill sets. we built tweem for the first group.
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"i wish it was cheaper"
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"it's cheap for a reason"
you guys are panicking into the first slight pullback on majors in months that has not broken market structure even slightly

remove the bear psychosis from your brains
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imagine betting on bangers from here
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explain tweem in 3 words
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aped both the og and the vamp
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crypto people don’t shill big enough
This will sound super crazy, but I see a path to SpaceX being worth orders of magnitude more than the current Earth economy
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"how do you spend your saturdays"

⚪️ tweem
⚪️ tweem
🔘 all of the above
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