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I have an idea. Let’s have as much fun as possible
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don't let me hear you say life's
taking you nowhere
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you have HBO? I'm sorry to hear that.
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on whom shall I project my fantasies next
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Money and opportunity are sexually attracted to me
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just put the lightning in the bottle bro
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craziest part of you can see everything was my friend who didn't need to pee after
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you went viral? I'm sorry to hear that.
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if your main circle isn't frequently discussing:

- ghouls
- ghosts
- haunted houses
- witches
- jack-o-lanterns

then it's time to elevate your circle
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it's extremely tempting to work on medium priority stuff all day every day. "safe productive." doesn't end well.
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Replying to @thelifeoftoad
probably 10x better to work exclusively on highest priority thing and then fuck off for a week. that's how drastic the difference is
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nominative determinism is unmatched.
Steve Jobs — created millions of JOBS
Dario Amodei — created an AI MODEL
Sundar Pichai — he's INDIAN
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should have bought that couch I saw on fb marketplace last month
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it takes 2 to be insulted
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whenever my cat wants to play and I really don't feel like it, I remember the times he was sick and how lucky I am that he's still healthy and playful
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if you do good you actually become more beautiful
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LOL (loving our lord)
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2 weeks until Halloween. you guys are aware of this?
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