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Did Lane Kiffin leave his dog in Oxford, MS?! Or is the ownership of @JuiceKiffin a lie that got out of hand?
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My 3-year old niece just uno-reversed my sister about Christmas so hard.
Sister: What do you want for Christmas?
Niece: It’s a surprise.
Sister: What do you want for Christmas?
Niece: It’s a surprise.
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Just a reminder we rioted and started a war over a 3% tax on tea but yeah let’s all just grumble about this and go back to scrolling
The 🇺🇸 IRS just released the new tax brackets for 2027
Single filers (2026 in parentheses):
10%: $12,800 or less ($12,400)
12%: over $12,800 ($12,400)
22%: over $52,025 ($50,400)
24%: over $109,125 ($105,700)
32%: over $208,325 ($201,775)
35%: over $264,550 ($256,225)
37%: over rried filing jointly (2026 in parentheses):
10%: $25,600 or less ($24,800)
12%: over $25,600 ($24,800)
22%: over $104,050 ($100,800)
24%: over $218,250 ($211,400)
32%: over $416,650 ($403,550)
35%: over $529,100 ($512,450)
37%: over $793,650 ($768,700)
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Jackie retweeted
The solution is to have a Federal government so small it hardly matters who is in charge.
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Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in
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The four houses of the election-apocalypse conspiracy:
1. Buys groceries
2. Buys nothing
3. Buys Ammo
4. Buys Toilet Paper
1. Buys groceries
2. Buys nothing
3. Buys Ammo
4. Buys Toilet Paper
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Is it actually called the “witching hour” because YOU become a witch when everyone is on your last god damn nerve?
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Anybody want to explain how COCONUT ended up in GERMAN Chocolate Cake?
When have you ever seen a COCONUT TREE in GERMANY.
When have you ever seen a COCONUT TREE in GERMANY.
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I want to know what generation of women are doing this shit. GenX? Millenials? Or just an array of mental illness across many different ages?
Listening to two ladies talk about their sons’ food proclivities.
“I paid mine $5 to try bacon”
“Mine will eat butter noodles. He’s 12 and just tried his first burger.”
“Oh mine would never touch noodles, he only eats crunchy foods.”
We are training a generation to be utterly neurotic and demanding. It’s actually quite demoralizing how common this is.
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I don’t trust anyone buying cold foam at the grocery store.
You’re paying for flat whipped cream.
You’re paying for flat whipped cream.
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