The world make suck and be run by a satanic death cult, but there is still friends, and family, and Jesus and marry, and the saints and tacos and dogs and college football and hiking and babies and maxing out on bench press

Stigmata huh? Thats cute but I bench 3 plates.

Sure, you’ve reached perfect union with God but how many degrees you got bruh?

I did construction for a summer

Guy who thinks Catholicism needs him to save it

I’ll have you all know I’m completely incapable of stringing two coherent sentences together in any language (AI assisted here), I have zero degrees, dropped out of 5th grade, and eat crayons.

I don't know a single foreign word (except for “no” in Spanish), have never read a book without pictures, and couldn't produce a basic film if my life depended on it.

I’ve never taught anyone anything. I couldn't match two socks together, let alone match two people.

Oh yeah, and I have zero listeners and have never worked a day in my pathetic life in philosophy, education, law, or the trades.

(What sort of delusional, chronically online, basement-dwelling, Cheeto-fingered clown-car philosopher calls actual working people "wage-slaves" while begging strangers on the internet to fund your midlife crisis?)

Yeah except I’m bigger then you, stronger than you, have more kids than you, have had 1000x more impact on American Catholicism than you, more educated than you, know more languages than you…

There was once a dream that was Dwemer trap tweet. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper would vanish... it was so fragile.

6'7" Wife & 5'8" Husband’s Giant Baby Miracle

FOUND HER BACON SCISSORS

Dave: let's kill and eat Phteven tomorrow
Phteven:

I’ve gotten up every day, for four years, at 6am, worked 10 hour days, sometimes 6 days a week, to provide a home and food for my family.

All I had to do was take a vow of poverty, and say divisive things online.

Social media grifters make me realize how respectable my job is.

I’ve missed Dave with every shot so far

Everybody please keep a private intention in prayer. It could be nothing or a matter of life and death

The crossover we have all been waiting for. Catholic X never disappoints.

Clear phteven's calendar this whole week

No one likes the smell of their own farts quite like Tim.

Man this dog iz like 3 in 1. An he alway bring troubl!!!

Jimmy Dean is not my lover

laura loomer?

don't even know 'er

Please pray for my brother and his family

They are trying to sell their old house but homeless people keep breaking in and doing property damage