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I’ll have you all know I’m completely incapable of stringing two coherent sentences together in any language (AI assisted here), I have zero degrees, dropped out of 5th grade, and eat crayons.

I don't know a single foreign word (except for “no” in Spanish), have never read a book without pictures, and couldn't produce a basic film if my life depended on it.

I’ve never taught anyone anything. I couldn't match two socks together, let alone match two people.

Oh yeah, and I have zero listeners and have never worked a day in my pathetic life in philosophy, education, law, or the trades.

(What sort of delusional, chronically online, basement-dwelling, Cheeto-fingered clown-car philosopher calls actual working people "wage-slaves" while begging strangers on the internet to fund your midlife crisis?)
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With gift giving season around the corner, @XCkyro ramping up his crocheting efforts. Your family and friends will love a homemade gift. This is a labor of love for him.
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Then why are you lecturing Tim for doing the same thing you fugly retard?
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Jason retweeted
Replying to @Jason_Catholic
"Your name might be Cock, but you're shooting blanks"
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😂 Bro is so pressed he just vomited his entire LinkedIn profile. He made sure to let us know about his pimp services and his very difficult one summer construction job. This is classic compensatory narcissism, or also known as overcompensation to us regular folk.
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When I want to know who's a good Catholic man I ask a schismatic priest.
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A striking feature of this site is how consistently it exposes the illusion of personal objectivity. The prevalence of tribalism and groupthink is so predictable that you can guess someone’s stance on virtually any topic with almost absolute certainty.
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Stealing my screenshots with no credit? 🤦‍♂️
This is amazing. 😂

Is Tim ok?
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Jason retweeted
I fuckin love science
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This closest homosexual tough guy act is hilarious. He tried so hard. 😂
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Replying to @Jason_Catholic
Nobody makes fun of the gay triathlete @XCkyro but me.
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Jason retweeted
My best work I’ve done on this app. Hours later, I’m still under Kennedy’s skin for a tongue-in-cheek type comment. All over a gif 😂🤣☠️☠️

@CrashCanon
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"Where are you guys from?"

"Texas."
"Minnesota."
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This is embarrassing. Hermas was a man. 😂

Why would anyone ever trust a “pastor” to correctly interpret the Bible that completely lacks basic reading comprehension skills. 🤡
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Millions of migrant Texans are fleeing south across the Rio Grande seeking political asylum in Mexico after Tuesday’s results.
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Life comes at you fast.
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Jason retweeted
Talarico/Hinajosa first order of business, investigate the 2023 ALCS and WS.
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This is the type of nonsense Moses had to deal with for 40 years btw 😭😭😭
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Preparing for my work trip to Texas next month
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I’m a grass is green type of guy.
The last time Texas had a Democrat Governor the Houston Rockets were the 1 seed and won back to back NBA Championships.

A Democrat has just become Governor of Texas. The Houston Rockets are currently the 1-seed.
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