You can still buy the album - can we go higher in the charts? Maybe, actually!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=YaBjSk…

Happy Halloween 🎃

Something’s on the way…

Completely mind-boggling discovery by my colleagues: the King’s private estate has been harvesting the assets of people who died intestate in the north west, and then spending them on his private property portfolio. They’re supposed to go to charity. theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/n…

BTW if anyone has any small bits of work like editing a podcast or cleaning up audio or something , this week would be a wonderful week for you to tell me all about it! xx

The BEST song on Heathen Chemistry is ___?

‘Mummy Ate The Dice’

Thanks for calling, our telephone lines are closed today due to training, you can contact us via live chat on our website shorturl.at/xLOW5 between 8am-5pm. Normal opening hours will resume from Tuesday the 30th of May. Thank you!

"live chat" just takes you to a bot that can't answer any questions. phone line just rings forever with no-one replying. and you don't have an email address. how does anybody talk to you? is it literally just twitter?

IMPORTANT:
We have had reports that there is someone impersonating us and are asking for personal details. We will only ever reach out through @asksheilas Any other iteration of this name is a fake account. Please be careful. Our official social pages are linked on our website.

Good Afternoon, Helen. Thanks for your message. We're sorry to hear this, can you please DM us with your policy number and details so this can be investigated for you. Thanks ~ Jen

I DM'd them a while ago and they haven't replied. They've owed me £500 for about 6 months. Can't get through by phone and they bafflingly don't have an email address.

still haven't got through to @asksheilas - 3 months in now

The "she" in "Ain't No Sunshine" refers directly to the sun herself

Cmon

Thanks for coming! Also, I genuinely love this picture! X

ello - we're currently doing a text chain trying to figure out whether that's a yes or a no! so it's not impossible!

Hi @evridelivery you have sent me a carrier for a newfound baby that absolutely reeks of piss. I don't have a baby and didn't order this but it does have my name and address and eBay account on it somehow. 1/2

newfound is incredibly weird!

might be why @evridelivery haven't replied yet. got the whole team trying to make sense of it first.

BIG update on this. Next day @funnylad5 came round my house and asked if I'd got the props for the show. HE WAS THE ONE WHO SENT THE BABYCARRIER TO MY HOUSE!!! I didn't know there was a baby sketch! He wrote the baby one! I am SO sorry @evridelivery (even tho you didn't reply 😠)

You don't have a way of contacting you without a tracking number, and no way of speaking to a human, so this is the only way I thought I could tell you about it. If you give me an email I'll send you the information I have. Again, it do pong bad. 2/2

This is so cool, Finn! Thank you for coming and absolutely love that shirt (minus the stairs) - will tell the other Year Friends too! Xxx

"What did you do in your 30s, dad?"

"Oh, I was on hold to @asksheilas"