You can still buy the album - can we go higher in the charts? Maybe, actually!

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Happy Halloween 🎃

Something’s on the way…

Completely mind-boggling discovery by my colleagues: the King’s private estate has been harvesting the assets of people who died intestate in the north west, and then spending them on his private property portfolio. They’re supposed to go to charity. theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/n…

BTW if anyone has any small bits of work like editing a podcast or cleaning up audio or something , this week would be a wonderful week for you to tell me all about it! xx

still haven't got through to @asksheilas - 3 months in now

The "she" in "Ain't No Sunshine" refers directly to the sun herself

Cmon

BIG update on this. Next day @funnylad5 came round my house and asked if I'd got the props for the show. HE WAS THE ONE WHO SENT THE BABYCARRIER TO MY HOUSE!!! I didn't know there was a baby sketch! He wrote the baby one! I am SO sorry @evridelivery (even tho you didn't reply 😠)

Thanks for coming! Also, I genuinely love this picture! X

Hi @evridelivery you have sent me a carrier for a newfound baby that absolutely reeks of piss. I don't have a baby and didn't order this but it does have my name and address and eBay account on it somehow. 1/2

I just realised I wrote newfound instead of newborn. Still, I can't know which is right because I'm not the one who ordered it.

You don't have a way of contacting you without a tracking number, and no way of speaking to a human, so this is the only way I thought I could tell you about it. If you give me an email I'll send you the information I have. Again, it do pong bad. 2/2

This is so cool, Finn! Thank you for coming and absolutely love that shirt (minus the stairs) - will tell the other Year Friends too! Xxx

"What did you do in your 30s, dad?"

"Oh, I was on hold to @asksheilas"

most of my life has been spent on hold to @asksheilas

Can we get a new flintstones character thats not a fucking baby please

C’mon

You wake up late for school but you DO wanna GO /
You ask your mum WHERE did she put YOUR CLOTHES/
You get yourself DRESSED and you LEAVE your HOUSE /
And you SNEAK into your classroom QUIET AS A MOUSE

Listen Noel I know you check my tweets call me I’m actually concerned about you we all are you don’t seem yourself Cmon big guy pick it up