The only response:

It's hard to think of anything less British than the arseholes who have put the RNLI in this position

Nothing sinister about this at all. Although the shorts inevitably make you think of Roderick Spode.

Farage's win reminds me of the scene in the Office where they claim to have won a quiz they lost because Chris Finch managed to throw a shoe over a building youtube.com/watch?v=P-2B...

Some fantastic blue-sky advice for Infantino, from critical communications guru Rutherford Hall
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First Arsenal game - he's 26 now.

My government will get back to you shortly. Thank you for holding.

@tnewtondunn yeah ok but its all a bit Heath Robinson

Why I don't write about the Liberal Democrats
Less of a mea culpa than a sua culpa.

(with a fab illustration by @IllustratorEwan)
Link below.

Great piece on Restore: - the party of racial purity and rich people who are fed up at not being able to take their kids skiing or water their huge garden at weekends

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Two faces of the Green Party. The new Green party membership has a message for its old leader Caroline Lucas.

Met Commissioner:

Not losing it in any way.

Oh no, we've lost Liz

The guy's been forced out. But apparently no punishment is adequate. Take the win, dummies.

@IanJ21289455 Aqua Labour sounds more like a cocktail or possibel a soft drink

The real danger of giving Trump access to your social media posts: link below

A little perturbed by latest Facebook recommendation

Love this pic from Telegraph of the visiting Sumo wrestlers visiting Abbey Road as they toured London

Striking passage in this excellent
@TomBaldwin66 read on Starmer one year in. observer.co.uk/news/politics/…

Everything you need to know about the British voting public.

20 seconds of zen

Keir Starmer is suffering from unreliable boyfriend syndrome:

This week's problem: Dare I tell my friends I voted Reform?

You think?

If you are thinking of having Elon Musk's baby, better not hang about.

Should I be one of Elon's baby mammas? This week's advice column.

Classic Guardian correction

In defence of the women in space (sort of)

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The dog a) having laser treatment on her back muscles or b) embarrassed to be seen with us

Learning from Trump - my new domestic tariff strategy.

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So much for the Trump-tariff Brexit dividend ft.com/content/dc2393…

How do I cope with an empty nest?

Your essential hard-headed advice column in which a journalist tackles life's big problems.

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The rule of law is democracy's last shield, that's why would-be strongmen or women - from Trump to Le Pen, Orban and Erdogan to Netanyahu, work so hard to undermine it

Are you sure you're not English? A response to all those trying to other people who were born here

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Starmer's "generational" Trump moment will see him confront his own side to argue that a struggling British state must adapt to be fit for a changed world.

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Democracy dies in deference

In its rush to jump on the Trump bandwagon, Britain's Maga-fied right has missed the country's true crisis

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There are three of us in this marriage. My wife, me and the money-saving expert.

Help: Martin Lewis is living rent-free in our heads The latest essential advice from an exasperated journalist.

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Seriously, pay up. How else will Rachel Reeves get a third runway at Heathrow?

Why should I care about Inheritance tax when I'll be dead?

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Why should I care about inheritance tax? I'll be dead when the bill comes.

More essential advice from me, the Martin Lewis of morality ft.com/content/e31553…

Another trend to watch for: ft.com/content/c9a668…