i’m so stoned i bet obama knows

get out of my pretend house Play boy

RT @bodie9210472856: I just broke up with my penis we’re going no contact

I have 40 crackheads on payroll just itching to play Legos with you bro

ure marriagebait bro , ure foreverslop

how it feels to leave a store without buying something

the biggest fаggоts usually aren’t even gay

First, they messed with Charlie Kirk. Then, they messed with my brother’s friend Aaron. Then they messed with the keys on my computer keyboard, put all the keys in gay places that make you go to gay websites automatically with no input whatsoever. Then they messed with movies.

claude, kill myself make no mistakes

Wow you two were pooped from the same ass

( 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 ) u didn’t eat ur burger

lowering my son into Hole that just appeared

asking her if she would still love me if i was This shit

Instagram “suggested for you” and it’s literally my poop that I have 0 mutuals with

nerf gun that shoots a poop log

𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢’𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐬

sing obama sing

son asked me if milk turns into pee or poop and i Deadass don’t know

ur body is divine Big dog

if ur man actually likes u he won’t perceive other women, they will become invisible to him .he might hit them with a car by accident

showing the new hire his bed