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ice cold piragua just for today i got marmalade
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Wow, I have some big shoes to fill!
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I wanna write a two hander and it’s me and Mark Twain at Sisson Ave Pizza at 1am in Hartford Connecticut
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you’re so fucking classy monkey man
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Billy Evans wants to fuck Nathan Fielder is what I'm getting from this tweet
I really wish they'd kept the scene where I wrestled Nathan, Borat style. Full top mount. His little Canadian frame struggling beneath me.

I thought he was in on the joke.

Until he wasn't.

Imagine realizing that in camera
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First time seeing a starstruck dog.
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Imelda Staunton should to the Liza version of Losing My Mind
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I think this might be my favorite movie of 2026 I’m so mad I took this long to watch it
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they got hadestown on the plane
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I get how the munchkins feel at the beginning of wicked now tbh
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my fiancé’s algorithm on YouTube Shorts is only Johnny Carson videos and we’ve now watched like five Buddy Hackett bits
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my nemesis is having their downfall and we popping big bottles in Miami Gardens
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It is entirely possible to create Jewish families marrying a person from any background. This is a really bad take, Peter. We don't have to enforce endogamy on our kids to build vibrant, thriving Jewish community.
I have a million criticisms of Jonathan Greenblatt. His stewardship of the ADL has been a moral disaster. But it's not bigoted for him to want his kids to create Jewish families so long as he doesn't impose his views on anyone else.
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RT @ratlimit: enjoy your little headcanon. theres no way in hell Ms Frizzle shaves her bush
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So being anti race mixing is racist actually
There are tons of minority groups that practice endogamy. It isn’t inherently racist. Bad take
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erin in the bathroom erin in the bathroom at a denny’s (no you can’t come in)
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it’s always crazy when you learn someone is bald
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and every Jewish child that comes from an interfaith family sees what people like you say and you make us feel lesser.
I have a million criticisms of Jonathan Greenblatt. His stewardship of the ADL has been a moral disaster. But it's not bigoted for him to want his kids to create Jewish families so long as he doesn't impose his views on anyone else.
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His kids are other people.
I have a million criticisms of Jonathan Greenblatt. His stewardship of the ADL has been a moral disaster. But it's not bigoted for him to want his kids to create Jewish families so long as he doesn't impose his views on anyone else.
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