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I’m such a strong feminist that I believe all women should be carried around by four men on palanquins, but I’m also such a supporter of the working class, that I think we should valorise those men and demonise the female over class.
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Firing off a salute at the dentist office
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Karate kid
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It's easy to take for granted, but used to be if you wanted to hear something like "good pussy sounds like 2 Lincoln logs tapping together" you'd have to eat a pound or more of fungally compromised grain
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Me: [choking]

My buddy Heimlich: now's my fucking chance
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(daft punk voice)
rainy, smoky, shady, alley
🎵🎵
jagged, crooked, rusted, stabber
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Preschool twitter
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Thith guy thounds like a real Athol
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Every time they are having marginal tax bracket discourse on here
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[Nodding thoughtfully] we need to do a Reconstruction-style occupation of Alberta
Alberta overwhelmingly votes to remain as apart of Canada.

But also, they voted Yes to Eight of the Nine.

I hope the PM @MarkJCarney can respect democracy even when it maybe unfavorable to him.
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Saying "well, I guess the Germans were right about one thing..." and then never speaking again
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Lot of nothing answers here, the true answer is a) it's not e.g. box lacrosse has very similar attitudes on fighting and b) (like lacrosse) you've got dudes running around holding clubs, having them voluntarily put those down before they start swinging is the better option
Can someone explain to this ignorant Brit the history of why ice hockey is the one sport in the world which just let's players scrap it out during the game?
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Senior women's hockey team dragging injured player to the bench. Bro she'll probably never walk straight again she's not catching the next shift
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Calling in sick for my shift at the oars and just sitting in the hold of the galley bouncing a tennis ball against the hull
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They call it the aorta because you ain't aorta take a penetrating wound to it
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No beers deep: what's it all about

One beer deep: I would die for my friends

12 beers deep: I would die for my friend s
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You're telling me Dr. Manhattan could shape physical reality to his will and deliberately chose not to hang kielbasa, but a tasteful salimini?
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Well isn't that just the pot calling the kettle after 9pm
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Whenever I see a painting on here now I just reflex assume it's by Hitler
lmfao
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You will be hearing from my Chinese lawyer about this
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