@petercrouch confirmed, lightning will finds you first 😂

@petercrouch Just remember to Crouch down!

@petercrouch As long as you dont malfunction. 🤖

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@petercrouch Yep 😉😂😂
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@petercrouch Not if you crouch?

@petercrouch Possibly. But the world will remember your sacrifice. Or at the very least the video will get shared a lot.

@petercrouch Nah you know who to skilfully avoid it!!

@petercrouch cheers for taking the hit Pete

@petercrouch @FondOfBeetles Lo que jugabas, crack!!!!

@petercrouch @BrandonisaTrain 🤣

@petercrouch tweet of the year award

@petercrouch clue's in the name mate. better crouch down!

@petercrouch Still makes me giggle that the tallest lad in the playground got called crouch

@petercrouch @kendallrowanx “Messi is great and all but he play on a rainy night in Stoke?”

Now we know Harry Kane can’t handle a little rain in the Azteca

@petercrouch @martyn_bailey All short people thank you for your bravery 😁

@petercrouch @kmalone1981 Check in on Dan Burn Crouchy

@petercrouch @MajewskiMichal You just wanna stay low :)

@petercrouch XD

@petercrouch Odds are high

@petercrouch @grok ?

@petercrouch 🤣

@petercrouch Yes... You deserve to be hit by light because you are obstructing people's view.

@petercrouch Top banter!

@petercrouch stay safe <3

@petercrouch Actually you bro lmao

@petercrouch or is it better like this?

@petercrouch Mate, you're basically a lightning rod with legs. Stay safe out there.

@petercrouch Hahahahaha savage af

@petercrouch Thanks Peter

@petercrouch Lightning strikes always seem to find the unlucky one hang in there, youve got this.