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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events is out now with @patrickcotnoir. We get into the directors who almost made it, the Carrey improvs that should've been cut, and why a $142M Christmas movie dropped 58% in week two.

@pmiscove @emilystjams
#DoesItHoldUp #LemonySnicket
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This Sunday at the Elysian, come see @arashababy tell some stories and Siobhan Thompson, Lauren Holt, Dhruv Uday Singh, Rachel Marsh, Nicole Parker, Chris Grace, @gregorcorp and Mitch Silpa do some improv off of them!

Cheap tickets and only $6 to stream from home!
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Rey speaks to Jedi past (ft. Vic Michaelis, Paul F Tompkins, Nina West, Tony Hale, David Wain, Paul Scheer, Fred Melamed, Tawny Newsome, Corin Wells, Debra Wilson, Rich Sommer, Diana Lee Inosanto, Danny Pudi, Haley Joel Osment and @bauzilla)

Full Show: youtu.be/tgtOTm9XFD8
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and Vivien Lyra Blair!!
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the mental health crisis in this country will be studied for centuries to come (if there are still history books or classes in the future)
this isn’t satire btw. a real man posted this without hesitation

MAGA is indeed officially dead. good fucking riddance
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toad getting 12th place in mario kart
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Not even the funniest casting choice in the movie; that honor belongs to casting the Variety interviewer who asked Chase Infiniti “What’s it like calling Leonardo DiCaprio ‘daddy?” as big band leader Glenn Miller.
Film event of the century is coming up
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SO HER ACCENT WAS FAKE
It’s like seeing the evil villain as a child
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madame web
A 17-year-old lioness survived for 5 years with blindness because her daughters refused to abandon her.
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coworker dropped a fucking banger
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Really really great episode of @heythatsmepod out today with @MickGiacchino doing a Skeleton Crew commentary!

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hey…
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Really gotta thank Lindsay Graham for dying. Excellent timing dude enjoy hell.
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Charlie, your voice carries far today. You were a father. A brother. A husband. I think your wife loved you.

And it was all cut short. But what wasn't cut short was your impact. An empty crater that is. Today, deadass nobody voted for your ideals. You died for nothing lmfao.
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I like that Palpatine really talks up the idea that you’d be able to bring people back from the dead and then at the end is like “Padme is dead. Too bad really. Anyway…”
It is funny how much of Anakin’s story was just getting pretty obviously lied to by like 100 year-old man
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you can see everything deleted scene
If you're curious about the vibes at Vivek Ramaswamy's watch party:
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
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...to get a Makin' Copies Guy movie
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last night when they were all winning I genuinely had the thought 'I should buy myself the studio 60 blu ray...as a treat'
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watching the nbc livestream kornacki cam and its very funny cuz he has no idea how to use that fucking big board.
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