the meanest bitch in 2005 was pulling up in this and a 1996 Pontiac grand am

The Death of Software.

Heaven isn’t ready for Muse

These 975 tiles fit together to cover the half-plane exactly when ZFC is consistent.

How your email finds me

“holmes and fielder fucked” “seyfried and fielder fucked” but we havent even considered a new and exciting possibility

Megastructures are a lot like lithography if you think about it. Megastructures are a lot like lithography if you don’t think about it too.

they should invent sudden world changing events that are good. like what if a plane built 2 buildings

the Chymist: our entire universe is one big chemical reaction!

the Quantumologer: I'm quite sure that everything amounts to a single quivering "function"

the Chocolatier: I'm but a nib in the great mousse...

OK, AIs ... thrill me and solve a Rule 30 Prize problem!
rule30prize.org

Oh. I now firmly believe everything will work out ok.

Technically, a dictionary is a book of spells.

Imagine trying to brute force 1 out of 394,020,061,963,944,792,122,790,401,001,436,138,050,797,392,704,654,466,679,482,934,042,457,217,714,972,106,114,142,662,548,849,156,408,066,279,903,068,160 possible values and getting it on the 5th try.

wait progesterone did a fucking ice-IX???

Not enough are saying this

ACAB and yes that includes cars with furrowed brows

Some cars look like cops because of their eyebrows.

So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and Archive.org went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

I just sent such an unhinged and horny text to a coworker talking about my special autism interest