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How do you even attempt to drill a borehole close to a soakaway?

A man once contacted some Hausa men who specialise in well digging to help him identify a suitable location for his borehole. Unfortunately, they marked a spot very close to his soakaway
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You can't control how everyone sees you, and you shouldn't let every random opinion define you.
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Why use stew to eat yam, you people are quickly losing our culture,what happens to yam and red oil,fresh pepper,onions and the rest?
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Last week, me and my friend Chinedu argued. Chinedu is a staunch supporter of Man United. He is the type that will wear his Man United jersey even to church. He will defend Man United even when they are losing 3-0.

We were watching football highlights. Man United had just lost again. They were in relegation zone. I looked at Chinedu and said, "My guy, I tell you, Carrick would be sacked. This man cannot save this team. They are playing nonsense."

Chinedu got angry. He said, "No! Carrick wasn't the issue. Carrick is not the problem."
🚨💣 BREAKING: MANCHESTER UNITED HAVE SACKED MICHAEL CARRICK WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.
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Two weeks ago, something happened in my compound that I will never forget.

My neighbor, Mr. Chinedu, beat his wife to stupor because she picked a call that came in through his phone, that was all.
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He's envious and jealous of the CR7 @Cristiano
Let's wait and see if he can help the team record more successes like the man he's envious of.
He's bad energy.
Bruno Fernandes speaks out after being handed Portugal’s captain’s armband and Cristiano Ronaldo’s iconic No. 7 shirt, saying he’s happy to see the number finally return to where it was always meant to be.
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☕
Definitely checking it 🍸
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A day I never thought would come:

Ronaldo fans hoping Portugal don't win their matches, so they can have the satisfaction of saying Ronaldo has been their savior.

Messi fans hoping Portugal win their matches, so they can have the satisfaction of saying Ronaldo has always been the problem.
🚨| BREAKING : Portugal are reportedly enjoying a huge boost in ticket sales, with fans seemingly more excited to watch the national team now that Cristiano Ronaldo is no longer part of the picture.
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You don't have a legitimate job, but you're taking pictures in different hotels.

Now, they don dey price you for dm, you say you no be OS.

You're sick in the head.
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You weren't supposed to bow with me you idiot 😅😅
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Bag Of Rice = Life In Prison >>> 😂
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I was paged to come in to see the Medic for a random Alcohol test. I walked in heads high & walked out Negative.. Alcohol has never been my thing, I wasn’t even worried..😌
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This is a Hyperbaric Rescue Facility (HRF) for Saturation divers.

If a diver has an emergency on the seabed, the diving bell is recovered immediately & connected to this facility for emergency treatment & resuscitation. I Stopped by to check on the dive techs & the progress of maintenance.
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May today usher in good news, good energy & very good vibes 🤲🏾
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It doesn’t matter what you wear or how you wear it, confess Jesus and he is for you.
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First manage to be sacked but why am I not surprised.
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Na one thing make me no like politicians.
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This Nayib Bukele guy is doing the Lord’s work. He's revitalized El Salvador singlehandedly. This is what a president ought to do for his people—look for solution to their problems, not create problems for them.
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This is Mambilla Plateau, Taraba State, Nigeria.

So beautiful.

Nigeria is blessed.
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Replying to @kamaFever
A proper geophysical investigation costs more upfront but is far cheaper than re-drilling or dealing with contaminated water later.
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You’re the most valuable thing that can happen to you. Don’t ever lose yourself trying to please others or fit into places where you don’t belong.

Know your worth, prioritise yourself and never forget that you matter too.
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