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Nibariki
Nibariki
Nibariki bwana

~in Rose Muhando's voice~
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ma one two zako zikikufikisha mtaa yangu weh piga izo ma one two uende. Mambo ya kunipiga surprise visit na weh si Femi wacha bana.
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Who called it quitting wheat and not just Utengano?
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I made a decision to start eating things I've been buying for women but never buy for myself

I bought pringles today...mehn! These girls are enjoying in my hand o!
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I just joined the Assumption Club.

I think you all know why.
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Type of shit you do before settling down with a good man who doesn't drink😂
Spitting drinks in each other’s mouth is nasty idc😭
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May God widen your source of income, 🙏
Small girl, big God…
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they're not seeing any tutam.
Damn, malls on every corner, and they’re replacing Nairobi’s cultural and creative spaces like Pallets Café on James Gichuru. They all have the same lineup: Optica, ChapaCopy, Carrefour Market, Whiskey Hub. How many Opticas does one city need? What are we not seeing
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Being older than professional athletes is your first sign that you're getting old
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Few years ago I was still grieving a loss, I sat in front in the taxi & when I was done with everyones change, tears came out of nowhere. The driver asked if I’m crying cause I can’t count. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
You never know pain until you're fighting back tears in a public transport!!
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Most people don't know this but the primary function of the pinky toe is to make sure all your furniture is situated correctly in its designated spot.
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Luhya coitus is digitalized. We do it through the shi portal.
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they're not seeing any tutam.
Damn, malls on every corner, and they’re replacing Nairobi’s cultural and creative spaces like Pallets Café on James Gichuru. They all have the same lineup: Optica, ChapaCopy, Carrefour Market, Whiskey Hub. How many Opticas does one city need? What are we not seeing
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All this shit just to marry someone's ex
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Even more fun: Udinese and Atalanta both scored 35 goals in the same season. They were relegated
Fun fact of the day.
In the 93-94 season AC Milan scored 36 goals in 34 Seria A matches.
They won the league.
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wachana na uyo mamessi wamejaa huku nje bana
Messi amekubali contract with low wages lakini amesema anakuja na Ballod'or mbili😂
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wachana na uyo mamessi wamejaa huku nje bana
Messi amekubali contract with low wages lakini amesema anakuja na Ballod'or mbili😂
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mimi Yamal hakupendezwa na stadium lakini gameplay ilicompensate for it. Sasa akakataa contract lakini alikubali kuwa casual ...anakujanga tu friendlies pekee na ata after game hapigi warm down.
Yamal amekuja presentation Stadium of Light akaterminate contract ety the Pitch and training facillities are poor
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A teenager me would never imagine a this old me would be dealing with blue balls ...but I'm thankful its not ARVs or diapers instead.
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Uncle unatudanganya aty wewe ni Sifuna na tuliona Sifuna kwa news
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The best use so far 😅
Uncle unatudanganya aty wewe ni Sifuna na tuliona Sifuna kwa news
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