Buhaha you really thought you ate with that disrespect

Good morning to flat girls and tiny banana boys only everyone else can go back to sleep

My future plan is literally just to have a good day

Y'all shouldn't relate to my tweets I'm a bad influence

Lowkey more excited about GTA6 than graduating this year

The two worst feelings in the world are not having a partner and having a partner

Just waiting for the hype around my tweet to die down so i can tweet more weird shit

So i took my fish for a walk and now she doesn't know how to swim in water anymore

Rather be bored alone than fake with someone

In a noncommunicationship

There's a real chance we just sit there quiet for 7hrs if you hang out with me

Noti going wild rn whose feelings did my weird thoughts hurt lol

Anytime you're sad and lonely just remind yourself at least you're ugly and broke as well

Somewhere between why does no one talk to me and why the fuck do they keep talking to me

I believe in cussing at first sight

All this shit just to marry someone's ex

Tell me why girls who call themselves man haters have more male friends than me

Taking a study break from today to focus on twitter

Every day is a new chance to mess up

Obvi i need your body like i'm not the angel of death why would i want your soul