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if you prefer things that aren’t made with AI i did write this book that you can get on deathlesspublishing.com
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oh..so you’re all just celebrating halloween this year? even though it’s the day that the devil jerks off in public?
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sorry i can’t do early voting, im still scouring through old phone books deciding which dead people’s identities i want to use to vote for AES
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who’s dressing like louis griffin today? send me your latitude and longitude
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Replying to @jbexte
@jbexte Are u peter
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Replying to @s1l4888
@s1l4888 depends on the responses i get
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eating her candy corn like a zombie cause im a ghoul, son
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Replying to @jbexte
@jbexte Louis griffin
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Replying to @scarytyla
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eating her donut like homer cause im a simp, son
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eating her donut like homer cause im a simp, son
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Replying to @jbexte
@jbexte Octhomer, 2026
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Replying to @imlatetoschool
@imlatetoschool it’s a pumpkin spice donut
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getting a bit off topic here, but what does the vi stand for in the new gta game? virtual insanity?
Maybe I should have consulted an attorney, because this GTA VI contract I signed from my husband, seems a bit one sided. And what about Thanksgiving? 😂
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Replying to @jbexte
@jbexte hey like that song !
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Replying to @iamconfusion274
@iamconfusion274 i mean what are the odds, ya know
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ive always avoided going up during karaoke, but now that i know that doing an ICP song is on the table?? i thought that was off limits?? this changes things.
at karaoke and for whatever reason everyone signed up has the ability to just alter the vocal settings of whoever's singing at the moment
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Replying to @jbexte
@jbexte GTA Jamiroquai
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Replying to @JennyTheGambler
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just looked it up. apparently they named him the annoying orange, not because he is an orange fruit, but because he is the color orange. wow!
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Replying to @jbexte
@jbexte You’ll never believe why they named his best friend ‘Apple’
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Replying to @imlatetoschool
@imlatetoschool apple colored :-)
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writing a pilot script for The Nonchalant Orange. he’s not annoying anymore. he doesn’t give a fuck anymore, cause that’s what you wanted right? the first line: yo apple.
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wow, 5 years ago. the second coolest pic of me ever
4 years ago. this has to be the coolest pic of me ever
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skits are getting way less funny nowadays
New one.
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too long for twitter
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Replying to @jbexte
@jbexte I'm that guy. Unfortunately, I'm a several oceans from you
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Replying to @reno_astaroth
@reno_astaroth in another lifetime brother
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can’t date ED girls anymore bro i’ve decided chinese buffets are more important than love
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