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j.b. exte@jbexte
11 Apr 2025
Replying to @jbexte
if you prefer things that aren’t made with AI i did write this book that you can get on deathlesspublishing.com
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j.b. exte@jbexte
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just looked it up. apparently they named him the annoying orange, not because he is an orange fruit, but because he is the color orange. wow!
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j.b. exte@jbexte
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writing a pilot script for The Nonchalant Orange. he’s not annoying anymore. he doesn’t give a fuck anymore, cause that’s what you wanted right? the first line: yo apple.
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j.b. exte@jbexte
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wow, 5 years ago. the second coolest pic of me ever
j.b. exte@jbexte
Oct 29
4 years ago. this has to be the coolest pic of me ever
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j.b. exte@jbexte
2h
eating her donut like homer cause im a simp, son
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j.b. exte@jbexte
2h
skits are getting way less funny nowadays
Reid Olson
@reidolson35
Oct 28
New one.
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j.b. exte@jbexte
14h
can’t date ED girls anymore bro i’ve decided chinese buffets are more important than love
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j.b. exte@jbexte
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too long for twitter
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j.b. exte@jbexte
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it’s crazy that this popcorn bucket will tell me that i’m tony from the sopranos
Trung Phan
@TrungTPhan
23h
Rare fumble from A24.

They skipped the most obvious popcorn bucket idea for “You Can See Everything”…which fans have already started making.
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j.b. exte@jbexte
Oct 29
i’ve been stuck on second base for three days. no first base coach or third base coach to tell me what to do. i’m scared.
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j.b. exte@jbexte
Oct 29
4 years ago. this has to be the coolest pic of me ever
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j.b. exte@jbexte
Oct 29
eating her donut like homer cause im a simp, son
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j.b. exte@jbexte
Oct 29
feel like you need to add some depth to your dating history but don’t want to get into anything long term? try writing to death row inmates!
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j.b. exte@jbexte
Oct 28
bro it’s crazy the way the lgbtq gets pushed on you online. not only is my entire timeline full of gay porn but my bookmarks are all gay porn now. i thought we left woke back in 2026. @elonmusk please fix this.
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j.b. exte@jbexte
Oct 28
i’ve actually been investigating this guy for a while. it’s frustrating that news is getting out before i could get my case wrapped up and full essay written and out to publishers, but i guess i might as well come out with it now: it’s bill cosby.
TMZ
@TMZ
Oct 27
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say tmz.com/2026/10/27/cel…
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j.b. exte@jbexte
Oct 28
when i google something and it turns out i was wrong so i have to convince whoever im with that they straight up shut google down like they’re not doing google anymore we’d have to go to the local university to find the answer
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j.b. exte@jbexte
Oct 28
and if you’re someone who easily gets the ick, im not your guy. i’m out here slipping on banana peels! daily!
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j.b. exte@jbexte
Oct 28
hm. there’s no gender neutral version of waiter/waitress. i propose waitx
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j.b. exte@jbexte
Oct 28
three of my tweets have popped off in the last week, i wonder if she’ll take me back now
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j.b. exte@jbexte
Oct 28
another day waking up and hoping no one asks me what IJBOL means
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j.b. exte@jbexte
Oct 28
eating her donut like homer cause im a simp, son
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