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Prankster gets punched hard on his face and nose broken after pretending to rob someone.
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He broke into the worst possible house 😭
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Lmaooo she's so dramatic
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RT @_sorrengailll: You can be beautiful from the outside, but if the inside is rotten it will inevitably show on the outside.
Just snatch t…
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My deepest, darkest fear is that some mothers sexually abuse their own sons, and the boys don’t even realize they’re being molested because it’s their own mom. Imagine being betrayed by the one person you’re supposed to be safest with.
You can’t build your own home when your mother still wants to control every corner of it.
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Rewatching this as an adult, I finally see why the ladies were impressed 😭
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
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Adivina al Jugador que ha ganado todos estos trofeos

Nivel: LEGENDARIO
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Kid tried to jump on teacher for an heated argument in the mid class and he chokes the hell out of him for being disrespectful 😭he just throwing muffins
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Lmao really??
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I tutor a guy who makes terrible puns in the middle of derivatives, and I think I want to sleep with him DAMN 🥵🥲

He's 21, a junior, assigned to me by the university tutoring center. I'm 25 and doing my master's. The first month I thought "why is this guy so immature." He kept asking to end early so he could get to intramural soccer, and I worried he'd ask for someone else if his grades didn't move.
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me going back to sleep because there's still 57 seconds left before the alarm goes off
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The fight ended before it started 😂
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Made a joke about her cooking and she deadass threatened to break up.
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A bank requires 2 years of tax returns, 3 months of pay stubs, and a 720 credit score to lend you $30,000 for a small business.

A lender won’t give a 21-year-old a $15,000 personal loan without a co-signer and collateral.

But an 18-year-old high school senior can sign for $180,000 in non-dischargeable loans for a degree with no guaranteed job market.

No business plan. No revenue forecast. No risk assessment.

We won't let teenagers buy a beer, but we allow them to sign away 30 years of their future earnings before their brain is fully developed.

Then we lecture them on financial responsibility when they can't afford a life.

The bank gets its interest.
The school gets its endowment.

And the kid gets the trap.
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He literally just proved her friends completely right 😭
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men need to know there was no other man, I was simply just tired of your bs.
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I was SCREAMING at the TSA lady at 5:50am.

My flight boards in 10 minutes. She's moving like she has all day. Scanning my bag 3 times. Checking my shoes twice.

I said: "Can you HURRY UP? Some of us have flights to catch."

She didn't even look at me.

She finally let me through and I ran. Made my flight.
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It’s working look at her hand 😭
is she drinking bleach???
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A Child predator got punched and smacked after allegedly trying to meet up with a little boy.
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he wanted to act single for the night, so i gave him something to think about
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Test de personalidad: vas al psicólogo, ¿Qué asiento eliges?
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