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Notice the 5 seconds where the hawk canโ€™t comprehend that level of stupidity.
Pigeons gotta be one of the stupidest creatures on the planet.
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iShowspeed met a fan and she told him he watches him on Youtube everyday and night

- He thought she was lying but she got his name right
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Porn ruined our brains. Why watch 20 mins of fake moaning when you can have a scene like this where they actually look in love?
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I went on a first date and asked her how her day had been. She spent 45 minutes talking about herself. When she finally asked about my day, she interrupted me within a minute and turned the conversation back to herself. This continued for over an hour until she suddenly said, โ€œIโ€™m bored.โ€ I had already realized we werenโ€™t compatible, but that was the moment I decided to leave. I wasnโ€™t looking for someone to impress. I just wanted a conversation where both people actually cared about each other.
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And the police should go and arrest the caller for false reporting.... the police needs to do their job better.
What is wrong with the pale nation??? Call the police on a 3 yr old because he's too good for their kids???? ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Me at 8 years old realizing Iโ€™ll never turn Super Saiyan no matter how hard I scream.
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When black people telling the truth we say โ€œhow the fuck you gone tell meโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Maybe Jack is too good to be Bond ๐Ÿคญ
No matter how the castings will go, Jack Lowden has been perfect as River Cartwright in "Slow Horses"
Odds Jack Lowden is the next James Bond hit record high
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there's only one thing that brought these three people together..
Jack Nicholson, Carrie Fisher & Rick James sometime in the 80โ€™s ๐Ÿ“ธ
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How tf a blocked person know everything you posting ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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I always go back to the clip that says โ€œa good man is an average womanโ€ and I agree cause wtf is this?? Heโ€™s taking care of HIS child. Itโ€™s just called parenthood ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
I beg you, Marry a Kind person.
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Only the girl on white gave him a really good ๐Ÿ”ฅ beating ๐Ÿคฏ
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If you want her to cut off all her male friends, never say "block him, I don't like him." That shows weakness.

Do this instead:
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I think it's important that you experience a FFM threesome once or twice in your lifetime.
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If you want to keep the sexual spark alive always e between you and your girl even years after being together

DO THESE THINGS:
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My girlfriend wanted to move into my five-bedroom house, so I asked her to contribute $1,000 a month. She currently spends around $3,000 on rent, utilities, and insurance, and my house is closer to her job and in a better neighborhood.

Instead of seeing it as a deal that would save her money, she accused me of trying to profit from her. She offered to split only the utilities, but that didnโ€™t feel fair to me either.

Now weโ€™re arguing over what living together should actually cost.
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how it feels to have a job
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I just don't understand vegans bro like do these pple think we fuck the animals before we eat them?
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Porn, hookup culture, and onlyfans have ruined intimacy for this new generation because when I watched this for the first time i immediately had butterflies. THIS is what we should be wanting, people donโ€™t long and yearn anymore
Porn ruined our brains. Why watch 20 mins of fake moaning when you can have a scene like this where they actually look in love?
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Me because Tommorow is Monday again
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