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their energy dark idk
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Muy bonito
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phil used his degree in flirtology here
thinking about how phil got a degree in flirtology just so he can analyse the men who talk to dan and figure out if they’re flirting with him or not
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rewatching dan and phil’s poppy playtime videos again omg they put drugs in these
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What a fucking narcissist
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you don’t laugh at a man’s joke and all of a sudden he is making a joke about you being gang raped in a room full of strangers. It’s deeply concerning that your reaction to a woman sitting in silence is to imagine her being sexually abused.
Triggered girl at comedy show…
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"Mom, I'm gay" ok
"Mom, I'm lesbian" ok
"Mom, I'm trans" ok
"Mom, I'm a furry" ok
"Mom, I'm a therian" ok
"Mom, I'm non-binary" ok
"Mom. I hate vampires will never-"
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the hard on the road group chat
ok❤️
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the picture i send to my mom at 4 am
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Post an artist that will dominate 2027.
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I am bubble of soap you want to give pop pop, arrives the night cara triste i am rock rock rock
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being a part of any fandom on twt
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america has gone WOKE fall out boy is now fall out GAY and every time you listen to their new single ACES you will get an ABORTION
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we have 50 weeks to find a new hobby before the 100th episode onlyphans special
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guys i gotta admit i have this CRAZY kink that dan and phil gave me😭... so i imagine me and my hypothetical partner loving each other so much we want to spend every moment together and also have the same interests and never get bored of eo omg im so embarrassed
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slept for 1 hour lesbian
Slept for 9 hours straight and 1 hour lesbian
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#hltspoilers Phil eating sushi in Dan biceps 😛 in this fanfic I will...
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