A SECURITY GUARD CAME UP TO ME AFTER THE SHOW AND GAVE ME A PICK

*looking at her boobs* can i look at those with my mouth?

drove behind “sexymax” tonight 🥰

this is the kind of transportation the dems want! i demand a recount!!!

(the horse is transgender btw)

“transgender for everyone” is all fun and games but colorado is now passing two anti trans bills despite the blue wave so

a deals a deal

WE ARE AMANDA SEYFRIED

ROKU CITY JUST WENT BLUE

all thanks to him this midterm

mayor zohran mamdani saved the country btw

i bet they had mad beef

they’re legalizing “67”ing and driving!!!! #vote

ellen degenuss

anyone else just really want to be apart of the old navy mannequin family

sometimes i see a gay guy and im like, not right now

🤍

your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one mf u had a very close and weirdly homosexual friendship with where u were basically dating but couldn't admit it

im what the cool kids call passively suicidal

i’m men now